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Ranking Every Kind of Rice by How Healthy It Is

Black rice? Cauliflower rice? Fried rice? Which has the best chance of canceling out this Orange Chicken?

The Art of Writing the Perfect Jingle for Ass Medicine

There’s more to it than just finding a good rhyme for diarrhea

Learning How to Be a Better Bottom, Tony Soprano: MAGA Bro and a Brief History of Getting a Drink Thrown in Your Face

I thought I didn’t need to read this hilarious Miles Klee investigation on whether Tony Soprano would’ve been a Trump supporter, but damn if I’m…

The Things You Learn About Anal Sex When You Work at a Sex Store

Lesson #1: You’ll never be asked more about anything else

Investigating Ray Romano’s Claim That Being Hit in the Balls Hurts Less as You Get Older

Meet the Entrepreneur Who Makes Sex Doll Replicas of Dead Lovers to Alleviate Loneliness

A Delicious Cultural History of Throwing Food and Drink at People We’re Pissed At

Would Tony Soprano Be a MAGA Guy?

True Assplay: All the Times Butts Have Been Used for Feats of Athletic Prowess

Which Sign Has the Hottest Sex?

My Month With a ‘Bottom Coach’

Straight Men on Eating Ass, the Lengths Muslims Go to Keep Their Asses Clean and the Kind of Sex People *Really* Want on Valentine’s Day

Why Do We Think Muslims Don’t Wipe Their Asses?

The Awkward Budgeting Challenge of Being a Camboy

The Valentine’s Day Sex Everyone Really Wants Is Boring

Japanese Incels Are Fighting for a Marxist Revolution

Scientifically Speaking, What’s the Perfect Amount of Eye Contact?

Is There Really Any Such Thing as ‘Good’ Posture?

Do Straight Men Really Eat a Lot of Ass Now? An Investigation

The Christian Teens Exploiting ‘God’s Loophole’ to Keep their Virginity, Exorcising an Ex and the New and Improved Emoji Sext Game

Taking a Friends Trip Is Good for Your Health, but Only If You Don’t Spend the Entire Time Partying

All the Stuff That Secretly Has Viagra in It (Not Including Your Dad)

A Brief(s) History of the Pro-Wrestling Posedown

How to Spice Up Your Sext Life With the New Set of Emojis

Can You Ever Really Exorcise an Ex From Your Home?

Getting to the Bottom of Bottom Culture

A Salute to the Guys Who Get Dumped in Romantic Comedies

An Extremely Realistic Guide to Filling Your Significant Other’s Bedroom with Roses

Do Christian Teens Really Have Butt Sex to Avoid Losing Their ‘Virginity’?

A-A-A-Ass Week, Killer Mike Sounds Off and the AirPod Flex Meme, Explained

Please Explain ‘Mindful Sex’ to Me, an Average Guy Who Wants to Cum as Hard as Possible

Inside the Butt-Slammin’, Bird-Wreckin’ World of Extreme Scooter Bros

What’s in This?: Erotic Massage Oil

Why Are Guys So Bad at Picking Up on Hints?

It’s a Myth That Men Get Hit On More When They Wear Wedding Rings

How AirPods Became the Ultimate Fake-Rich-Person Flex

Killer Mike on Anarchy, Bernie, Keanu, the Parkland Kids and Why Gun Control Is Inherently Racist

The Sad, Awkward History of Actors Torpedoing Their Own Movies by Opening Their Mouth

How Porn Stars Who Built Careers on Having Big Tits Are Surviving in Our Ass-Centric Culture

Sunday Reads: Moon-Haters, Mega-Yacht Influencers and Jessica Rabbit-Fueled Fantasies

The Adventures of the Low-T.Rex: At Baking Point

The Miniature Gearheads Who Are Keeping Car Modeling Alive

Extremely Online Preachers Are Waging a New War on Masturbation

Life as a Gen-Z Soldier, How Diapers Became Political Icons and the Time It Takes to Poop Out a LEGO

Vegan Subs and Dommes Aren’t Playing Around With Leather

Could This Viral ‘Horny Scale’ Save Your Relationship?

The Movies and TV Shows We Saw as Kids That Ruined Love for Us

The Long History of Failed Action Movies Based on Macho Toys

If You Want to Be Big on TikTok, You’ve Gotta Go Country

We Have Nothing More to Add About the Jeff Bezos Dick Pics

Women’s Brains Are Less Affected by the Ravages of Time Than Men’s

FYI, It Takes One to Three Days to Shit Out a Lego Brick

Three Men (Who Aren’t First Responders) Who Saved Someone Else’s Life

How Long Do You Have to Be Married to Credibly Say Marriage Is Hard?

How Diapers Became an Icon of Modern Political Discourse

Ranking Fast-Food Fried Chicken Products by How (Un)Healthy They Are

I Train Bartenders to Prevent Sexual Assault

What Does Military Service Look Like for a Gen Z Soldier?

Cory Booker’s College Football Teammates Tell All!, Life as a Lady Urologist and the Food Men Make When No One is Looking

Anthony Davis, Working Class Hero

What It’s Like to Be Female Urologist

Everyone Else’s Astrological Symbols Are Cool — Except Mine. I’m Pretty Sure It’s A Virgin. What’s A Guy to Think?

What It Was Like to Play Football With Cory Booker at Stanford, According to His Teammates

Mike Pence’s Love of Garfield Proves Heathcliff Is the Better Cartoon Cat

Inside the Gentle, Supportive World of r/PreDaddit, the Network for Soon-to-Be Fathers

Despite Strict New Regulations, the Hookah Industry Is Booming Worldwide

The Sad Meals Men Admit to Making for Themselves Have Ruined Food for Me

When Gay Men and Straight Women Sexually Harass Each Other

Men Who Hate (???) the Moon, Dying While Taking a Shit and the Inexplicably Male Need to Touch A Doorframe

A New Generation of Eco-Terrorists Are Killing People to Save the Earth

Inside the Growing World of Vape Juice Home-Brewing

A Regulars’ Guide to What Happens When Your Favorite Strip Club Unionizes

Do People Still Think You’re Rude If You Wear a Hat Indoors?

Is It Normal to Ejaculate During a Prostate Exam?

Why Do Guys Always Have to Touch the Top of the Doorframe?

Is There Really Such Thing as Taking a Break From Dating — and Does it Actually Solve Anything?

Are You Risking Your Life Every Time You Strain Out a Turd?

Lunatics: The Men Who Loathe the Moon

Scamming’s Bright Future, Sushi’s Plastic Problem and the Enduring Sex Appeal of Jessica Rabbit

Con-Culture Experts On the History and Future of Scamming

What Are Microplastics, and Why Are They in My Sushi?

How Do I Deal With Grief When It Comes to My Kids?

How Jessica Rabbit Sparked a Generation’s Sexual Awakening

Where Are All the Anti-Vaxx Dads?

The Lonely Life of a Yacht Influencer

Liam Neeson’s Revenge Fantasy Shows How Men Fail to Deal With Rape

Most Drivers Are Terrible at Driving, So Should We All Be Using Dash Cams?

Why ‘Regular Guys’ Like Chris Pratt Make Such Boring Movie Stars

‘Velvet Buzzsaw’’s Muddled Composition, Super Bowl Hangover Food and Badass Barber Surgeons

Can You Explain BMI to Me, an Average Guy Who Feels Obese After Eating a Pound of Wings at a Super Bowl Party?

‘Velvet Buzzsaw’ and Our Insecure, Inexhaustible Desire to Mock Fine Art

Meet the #BrickHeads — the Millennial Guys Staying Home on Friday Night to Play With Legos

Why Is It Harder to Change Our Bad Habits as We Get Older?

The Badass History of Barber-Surgeons (and Why We Might Want Them Back)

What’s in This?: Top Ramen

The Best Hangover Cure Is… an Omelette and Soup? What The…

A Gentleman’s Guide to Telling Your Friend He’s Dating the Wrong Person

Sunday Reads: Mental Health ER Visits, the Soothing Sounds of ‘Mallwave’ and Teenage Teetotalers

The Adventures of the Low-T.Rex: Strain in Vain

What Porn Are People Watching During the Super Bowl?