C. Brian Smith
C. Brian Smith writes hard-hitting gonzo features for MEL, whether it be training with a masturbation coach, receiving psycho corporal treatment from a spank therapist, or embarking on a week-long pleasure cruise with 75 Santa Clauses following their busy season.
In the 1980s, pythons were luxury pets — but after Hurricane Andrew, nearly a thousand escaped. They’re still out there, decimating wildlife populations and even posing a threat to humans. Can Florida’s top snake hunters stop them in time?
Across the country, more and more people are succumbing to emotional collapse at work. But how did we get here, and what are we going to do about it?
Renaming your boat is the epitome of bad luck — unless you’ve got Christian Due Hammershøy on your side