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C. Brian Smith

C. Brian Smith writes hard-hitting gonzo features for MEL, whether it be training with a masturbation coach, receiving psycho corporal treatment from a spank therapist, or embarking on a week-long pleasure cruise with 75 Santa Clauses following their busy season.

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What It’s Like to Be the Father of a Child With Autism

Joey was a self-described “typical slacker Gen X-er” when his wife got pregnant with their first child, Ben, in 1997. Still, he anxiously awaited the…

Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah: My Weekend at Adult Summer Camp

I’m attempting to shotgun milk from a pink baby bottle in the third stage of a 20-leg relay race at Camp No Counselors, a $600…

The Alien True Believers Who Were Searching for Answers Long Before It Was Cool to Storm Area 51

In a low-lit condo in L.A.’s San Fernando Valley, flanked by a stack of UFO books and a Jerry Garcia bobblehead, I’m seated on a…