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C. Brian Smith

C. Brian Smith writes hard-hitting gonzo features for MEL, whether it be training with a masturbation coach, receiving psycho corporal treatment from a spank therapist, or embarking on a week-long pleasure cruise with 75 Santa Clauses following their busy season.

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The Guy Who Whispers to Poseidon and Saves the 1 Percent’s Yachts

Is there a better way to change everything about your life than by changing your name? Because while it might not completely erase your circumstances,…

How TV Comedy’s Funniest Characters Got Their Names

Is there a better way to change everything about your life than by changing your name? Because while it might not completely erase your circumstances,…

The Unsung Heroes Making It Snow in Sunny California

Shortly before 3 a.m. in an industrial park in South L.A., a motley crew of seven seasonal laborers, some brandishing axes and hatchets, quietly load…