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C. Brian Smith

C. Brian Smith writes hard-hitting gonzo features for MEL, whether it be training with a masturbation coach, receiving psycho corporal treatment from a spank therapist, or embarking on a week-long pleasure cruise with 75 Santa Clauses following their busy season.

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Boatnames

The Guy Who Whispers to Poseidon and Saves the 1 Percent’s Yachts

Is there a better way to change everything about your life than by changing your name? Because while it might not completely erase your circumstances,…

Characternames

How TV Comedy’s Funniest Characters Got Their Names

Is there a better way to change everything about your life than by changing your name? Because while it might not completely erase your circumstances,…

snowmaker

The Unsung Heroes Making It Snow in Sunny California

Shortly before 3 a.m. in an industrial park in South L.A., a motley crew of seven seasonal laborers, some brandishing axes and hatchets, quietly load…

Ciscojim

Solitude Is the Singing Cowboy’s Oldest Tune

Homo Rodeo

The Homo Rodeo Rides Off Into the Sunset

pharmacyrobbery

The Drugstore Cowboy in the Opioid Crisis

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What Do We Call Boomers Who Are Just as Screwed as Millennials?

autismdad

What It’s Like to Be the Father of a Child With Autism

Adultsummercamp

Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah: My Weekend at Adult Summer Camp

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The Alien True Believers Who Were Searching for Answers Long Before It Was Cool to Storm Area 51

mrniceguybootcamp

My Weekend at ‘Nice Guy’ Bootcamp

retiredsupportgroups

Inside the New Movement of Support Groups for Retired Men