Nick Leftley is MEL's senior editor, or something like that, it's not entirely clear. He writes and edits stuff, and has been doing so since print magazines were actually a thing. He smells pretty good.
If you think you have a hard time burning off Christmas, wait till you hear how far Santa has to jog
This year more than ever, we need to take some comfort in the familiar
Or: How the Grinch Stole Ass-mas