Nick Leftley is MEL's senior editor, or something like that, it's not entirely clear. He writes and edits stuff, and has been doing so since print magazines were actually a thing. He smells pretty good.
What better time to play a bleakly funny game about being isolated, imprisoned and quite possibly the last human being left alive?
Is it an ode to the quesadilla? Merely a slice of pizza folded in half? A half-assed calzone? An unholy fast-food attempt at culinary fusion? We allowed it into our mouths (and stomachs) to find out.
It's a T-Rex with low testosterone. That's it.