Brian VanHooker

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What Are You Supposed to Do With Diapers on a Plane?

Here you are, 30,000 feet above Oklahoma, when you get a whiff of an all-too-familiar scent: Yes, your bundle of joy has just shit their…

A Gentleman’s Guide to Stepping Down at the Right Time

Maybe things have been stale at work for a while now. Maybe you have a new micromanaging boss that you’re positive you can’t work with….

How Often Do You Have to Replace All Your Shit Tools?

‘Ah, time to scrub my mostly-clean toilet with a brush covered in three years’ worth of fecal matter’ When was the last time you replaced your…