Andrew Fiouzi

Andrew Fiouzi is a staff writer at MEL.

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Why Your Dad’s Vaccination Scar Is Still a Badge of Honor

All scars tell a story. Some of these stories are extraordinary, while others are of the “I fell out of my chair and busted open…

Spoiler Alert: There’s Now an A.I. Tool That Helps Spot Spoilers

Despite the fact that we live in a world subsumed by varying iterations of the exact same superhero movie — sometimes repackaged just enough to…

Where the Hell Are You Supposed to Put Your Balls When You Sleep?

It comes at night: That unique, slightly sweaty yet also somewhat dry sensation, and the discomfit that accompanies the feeling that your balls have no…