Andrew Fiouzi

Andrew Fiouzi is a staff writer at MEL.

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When (And Why) Did We All Stop Learning How to Dance?

There was a time, before The Killers’ now infamous song lyric, that I would argue we were both human and dancer. The 20th century brimmed…

More and More Men Are Getting Botox to Look Less Angry

Are you a middle-aged man with some middle-of-the-road corporate power? Are you also a mostly happy guy who often feels misrepresented by your own asshole(ish)…

How Can I, an Average Guy Who Always Gets Wasted on St. Patrick’s Day, Convince Myself to Practice Safe Sex?

It’s St. Patrick’s Day, which means a tide of green-clad frat bros have probably already kicked down your front door and puked in your shoes….