Magdalene Taylor is a junior staff writer at MEL, where she began working two weeks after graduating college. Her work is a blend of cultural analysis and service, covering everything from reconsiderations of low-brow hits like Joe Dirt and Nickelback to contemporary disability issues, OnlyFans and the types of minor questions about life like why baby carrots are so wet. She’s also reported on social media phenomena like “simps” and “pawgs.” In 2018, she published her 111-page undergraduate thesis on Insane Clown Posse, the Juggalo subculture and the subversive aesthetics of class. She is from God’s Country, rural Western Massachusetts.
Are his shirts half unbuttoned? Is there a sheer black crop top and leather choker involved? Or is it whatever he’s got on so long as he feels like a hot little slut in it?
Your erection can hold about as much of the red stuff as a fruit punch Capri Sun
There are better ways to spend your time, honestly