Magdalene Taylor

Magdalene Taylor is an editorial assistant and contributor at MEL. She loves Korn, Juggalos, and being a dumb bitch. She lives in LA but is from God's country, Western Massachusetts.


Do Some Goddamn Chores If You Want to Live Longer

I’ve got some good news that might seem like bad news at first: People who do housework live longer than those who don’t. You might…

So… Why Does Rolling the Batteries in the Remote Make Them Work Again?

Battery scientists do the extremely important work of figuring out sustainable ways to store energy to make things last longer, help protect people during natural…

How to Deal With Your Partner’s Fucked-Up Sleep Schedule

My boyfriend’s sporadic sleep schedule means he’ll probably die young of intestinal cancer. His shifts at work begin anywhere from 5:30 in the morning to…