Cooper Fleishman is MEL’s NYC bureau chief. He was previously editorial director at Mic and New York bureau chief at the Daily Dot. He grew up in Ohio and now lives in Brooklyn.
If you love lying in perpetual discomfort and besmirching your bed with your body’s most intimate filth, go ahead, you sick freak
Contrary to urban legend, guys don’t need to suit up for sky-high special treatment. Just ask all the slobs in first class
Some people ghost a party like they were never there. Others like me draw out goodbyes for hours, hug everyone three times and stay to clean up