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Luke Winkie

Luke Winkie is a writer and former pizza maker from San Diego. In addition to MEL, he's written for Rolling Stone, Vice, the New York Times, Gizmodo, Vox and anywhere else good content can be found.

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Amateur Peloton Porn Is a Wild Ride

Enamored with the way their fit new bodies look after training on the beloved stationary bike, people have started making incredibly specific NSFW content using only their mounted steed, a camera and the will to sweat

What It’s Like to Collect Prize Bull Semen for a Living

Extracting bull semen for livestock breeding is a dirty job, but cattle specialist Les Vogler is ready to come clean

I’m the PlayStation 5 Scalper Making Sure You Can’t Get One for Christmas

Well, I can get you one, of course, but you’re gonna pay

Welcome to the Hector Cinematic Universe

Can CRISPR Help Engineer a Species of Men With Honkin’ Dicks?

For the Modern Man, A New Friend Is Just a Podcast Away

Larry Birkhead Loves Being Lost

Pantsed_Dude is Literally Begging to Be Caught With His Pants Down

So You Wanna Have Sex After a Hernia

The Great Horny Takeover of Twitter Spaces

The Very Metal Ballad of Billy Mays III

I Will Never Surrender My 2-in-1 Shampoo and Conditioner