Recent
Stop Trying So Hard to Have a Hobby
Being an adult is the stupidest thing I’ve ever done. I had a whole bunch of awesome hobbies when I was a teengager — playing…
Ranking Chinese Takeout Dishes by How (Un)Healthy They Are
I once professed my undying love for downing liquor and then eating enough Chinese takeout to feed the Pentagon. But a man can only handle…
How Far Down Do You Have to Roll the Window to Get a Fart Out of Your Car?
Inside a vehicle is both one of the best and worst places to release a plume of your own nauseating personal fumes. On one hand,…
