Iced Out: Everyone’s Trying to Freeze Their Sperm Now

After it became clear that the Supreme Court will likely repeal Roe v. Wade, interests in vasectomies and freezing sperm are at an all-time high. But what does it entail, and how much is it gonna run you?

Female TikTokers Are Secretly Exposing Their Dates’ Deranged Bathrooms

Before or after a hookup, women are sneaking into their hookups’ bathrooms and documenting the unholy chaos that lurks inside. Bathtub full of old taxes, anyone?

The Cat Poop Parasite That Will Make You More Attractive

New research suggests that a parasite commonly transmitted through feline feces might alter a person’s hormones and neurotransmitters in order to make those infected more sexually attractive. Your move

‘Pete the Power Cuck’ Is the Horny Thorn in Disney’s Side

After YouTube demonetized the cheeky Disney spoof, Joe the Animator’s beloved short is making the rounds on the internet, where it’s picking up steam as pure, grade A cuck propaganda