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What’s It Like to Work in Porn During the Coronavirus Outbreak?

And all your other most pressing questions for adult film legend Tasha Reign

When I’m Self-Quarantined, What Happens to the People I Live With?

Basically, do they need a self-quarantine from me?

Toilet Paper’s in High Demand — So Guys Are Getting Bidet Curious

Learning to use a bidet or lota isn’t easy. But as coronavirus spreads, why not try spraying your ass with water instead?

The Quick and Ubiquitous Economics of Bodegas

Do convenience stores really survive on cigarettes and lotto tickets?

What Are You Actually Supposed to Do With Somebody’s Last Words?

All Man Ever Wanted Was a Robot That Could Bring Him a Beer

Whipping the Brain: The Mind-Altering, Hallucinatory States of BDSM

How Do You Have the Coronavirus Talk With Your Parents?

Inside the Coronavirus-Inspired Marketplace Where People Are Upselling Toilet Paper (and Other Bunker Necessities)

Boning in the Time of Coronavirus

Missing John Kerry, Cuckold Consultants and All Corona, All the Time

The Way Money Rules the World Isn’t Cutting It

Americans Reveal Their Shitty Healthcare Solutions in Coronavirus Memes

Exposure Science: Is It Best to Get Coronavirus Over With?

Can My Dog Get Coronavirus? The WHO Has Good News

The Mind-Dissolving Realization You’ve Had Great Sex With a MAGA Date

When Your Immigrant Parents Move Back Overseas, Where Is Home?

Damn, I Guess I Kinda Miss John Kerry?

The ‘Cuckold Consultant’ Will Take Your Money and Unleash Your Wife

Can I Just Get Hammered to Get Through Coronavirus Season?

Coronavirus Hazmat Suits: Are They Actually Worth It?

The Socialism-Fellatio Connection, Beats 4 Gains and Delivery Drivers on Coronavirus

A Eulogy for ‘Tapping,’ the Complicated Code for Anonymous Gay Bathroom Sex

Vin Diesel Wants to Be Your Favorite 1980s Action Hero

The Teenage Gun Geeks on a Mission to Correct Every Media Fuckup

Delivery Drivers Have a Choice: Risk Coronavirus or Financial Ruin

Why Is IVF Treatment So Fucking Expensive?

Gym Bros Are Using Binaural Beats to Increase Their Gains

What It’s Like to Be an Air Guitarist in a Hip-Hop World

Class Traitors Are Always Welcome

Will Suck Dick for Socialism

Can I Get Coronavirus Through My Contact Lenses?

The World’s Strongest Men v. Coronavirus, #OrbGang v. Biden and Bill Clinton v. His Past

Here’s What Gas Station Sex Pills Do to Trans Men

Who Would Want the Zodiac Killer to Be Their Dad?

Coronavirus Could Be Kryptonite for the World’s Most Muscled Men

Why Do Some Victims of Abuse Become Abusers Themselves — And Others Don’t?

Does My Dog Actually Like Wearing Clothes?

The Great American History of ‘Booyah!’

Pete Davidson Is Gonna Break Our Hearts

The ‘No Eating Three Hours Before Bed’ Rule Is Probably a Myth

Zaya Wade, Dwyane Wade’s Daughter, Is Already a Style Icon

How Bad Is It Really to Put Your Child on a Leash?

Meet the #OrbGang Harnessing Marianne Williamson’s Astral Power to Shift the Election

Why Don’t We See Commercials for Jock Itch Medication Anymore?

Every Couple You Know Is Arguing Over Which Shows to Fall Asleep To

Monica Lewinsky, Bill Clinton and How Men Use Women to ‘Cope’

The Horrifying Reason Women Are Searching for Their Own Cities on Pornhub

How Many Swipes of Deodorant Are Too Many?

As Coronavirus Spreads, Street Dealers Spy an Opportunity

Sunday Reads: The Cult of Ben Affleck, the Truth Behind Whac-a-Mole and the Boom of the Sober Curious Industry

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Allergies

When Should I Start Thinking About… Planning My Summer Vacation?

The Bedside Reading of the Post-Trump Nationalists

Do I Need to Tell My Airbnb Host That I Broke Something in Their Home?

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About ‘Female Fluids’ — And Then Some

The Best Tricks for Falling Asleep, According to Our Anxious, Neurotic Staff

How ‘Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye’ Became the Song We Use to Taunt Our Opponents at Sporting Events

Rock Is Dead: All Those Insecure Rock Anthems Were for Naught

What Do I Do About the Torn 20-Dollar Bill in My Pocket?

Ranking Every Notable High School Movie Sports Team by How Good They Really Are

Using Vodka-Based DIY Hand Sanitizer to Ward Off Coronavirus Is a Waste of Booze

Why the Dads of Pixar Are All So Hot

The Inside Story of ‘Animaniacs’: How We Got Yakko, Wakko and Dot

Kelly Reichardt of ‘First Cow’ Isn’t Interested in Macho Men

Ranking Sleep Aids by How Effectively They Put You to Sleep

The Facebook Prepper Group Trying to Bring Sanity to Coronavirus Panic

Brass Knuckles Are Antiquated, Often Ineffective and Mostly Illegal — But They’re Still Ingrained in American Culture

The Eternal Comeback of Ben Affleck

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An Oral History of Whac-a-Mole

The Piecemeal Economics of the Dollar Pizza Slice

The ‘Twink of Death,’ Going Sober Curious and Why Some Women Are No Longer Laughing at Funny Men

The Fursuit of Happiness

Why It’s So Ugly When Guys Get Weird About Paying for Dates

Don’t Mourn Adobe Flash. Mourn the Flash Games Community.

Get That ‘Oral Fixation’ Out of Your Mouth

Is It Terrible to Put a Fake Service Vest on Your Dog?

No Laughing Matter: Why Some Women Don’t Like Funny Men

Meet the ‘Twink of Death’ Cursing Every Democrat’s 2020 Campaign

The Rise of the ‘Sober Curious’ Industry

Coronavirus Is Torpedoing Flight Prices. Should You Risk It All for That Vacation?

Sustainability Through Cannibalism, Cocaine Dogs and Competitive Hand Washing

In Praise of Docking, the French Kiss of Gay Sex

The Elusive Internet Hero Who Taught Millennial Men How to Masturbate

The Obama Years Are Gone, and Biden Ain’t Bringing Them Back

The New School of Labor Rights

Greyhound Racing Has a Cocaine Problem

Why Are MRAs So Obsessed with Making Sure Women Are Eligible for the Draft, Too?

Could Cannibalism Ultimately Be the Most Reliable Way to Sustain the World’s Food Supply?

In ‘The Way Back,’ Ben Affleck Is the Latest Fading Star to Make a Comeback With a Sports Movie

Fight Coronavirus by Getting Way Too Competitive About Hand-Washing

Is There Actually a Good Way to Exercise at Your Desk?

America’s Effed-Up Health-Care System, Coronavirus Racism and Fake Meat for Lent

The Best Place to Store Your Nudes Involves a Whole Lot of Math

The Science of ‘Weed Goggles’

Do I Really Need to ‘Break In’ My Brand-New Car?

What Does My Dog Think Its Name Is?

Prove You’re Not a Racist and Spend Your Money in Chinatown

Are Americans Finally Ready to Buy Anatomically Correct Male Dolls for Their Kids?

Men Need Snatched Waists, Too