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America’s Effed-Up Health-Care System, Coronavirus Racism and Fake Meat for Lent

If you’re reading this today, this super Tuesday, I applaud you. Being online during election season is — *UGH* — taxing, to say the least. I’d love to take a day or two (-hundred?) off from politics, but y’know, social responsibility and all that. Need another reminder of what’s at stake? Here ya go.

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