Well, shit’s really hitting the fan now, eh? If Tom Hanks, the president of Brazil and reigning NBA Defensive Player of the Year can get the coronavirus, then anyone can get coronavirus. Which basically means I’m gonna pull a Howard Hughes and stay indoors with tissue boxes on my feet for the foreseeable future.
Thankfully, while I’m collecting jars of my own urine, I’ll have plenty to read — starting with this very good Eddie Kim piece on finding out that his immigrant parents want to move back to Korea ??
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¡Ay, Corona!
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Jeff Gross
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