Hey there! How’s your day been? Mine’s been fine. Same shit, different day, you know what I mean? Yep, just chugging along, ya know?
What kinds of things did we publish today? Well, there was this piece about MRAs and the draft, Ben Affleck and his new alcoholism movie and, also, why we all need to start washing up like surgeons with all this coronavirus floating around, among other things.
Oh, and there was this little piece about cannibalism…
Must Read
Could Cannibalism Ultimately Be the Most Reliable Way to Sustain the World’s Food Supply?
A Super Tuesday Truth
The Obama Years Are Gone, and Biden Ain’t Bringing Them Back
So That’s Why They’re So Fast
Anything You Can Wash, I Can Wash Better
Fight Coronavirus by Getting Way Too Competitive About Hand-Washing
Let’s Get Our Priorities Straight, Eh Fellas?
Why Are MRAs So Obsessed with Making Sure Women Are Eligible for the Draft, Too?
COLA 4 All
Ben Is Back (Again)
In ‘The Way Back,’ Ben Affleck Is the Latest Fading Star to Make a Comeback With a Sports Movie
Exercising at Work is Dumb
MEL@Dusk
The Elusive Internet Hero Who Taught Millennial Men How to Masturbate
Jeff Gross
Jeff Gross is MEL’s senior editor for social media and content marketing. His daily ICYMI column, which chronicles all things meta on the site, is the quickest way to catch up on MEL, and the funniest thing you’ll read all day. Follow him on Twitter.
