Hey there! How’s your day been? Mine’s been fine. Same shit, different day, you know what I mean? Yep, just chugging along, ya know?
What kinds of things did we publish today? Well, there was
this piece about MRAs and the draft, Ben Affleck and his new alcoholism movie and, also, why we all need to start washing up like surgeons with all this coronavirus floating around, among other things.
Oh, and there
was this little piece about cannibalism… Must Read
Could Cannibalism Ultimately Be the Most Reliable Way to Sustain the World’s Food Supply? A Super Tuesday Truth
The Obama Years Are Gone, and Biden Ain’t Bringing Them Back
So That’s Why They’re So Fast
Greyhound Racing Has a Cocaine Problem Anything You Can Wash, I Can Wash Better
Fight Coronavirus by Getting Way Too Competitive About Hand-Washing Let’s Get Our Priorities Straight, Eh Fellas?
Why Are MRAs So Obsessed with Making Sure Women Are Eligible for the Draft, Too? COLA 4 All
The New School of Labor Rights Ben Is Back (Again)
In ‘The Way Back,’ Ben Affleck Is the Latest Fading Star to Make a Comeback With a Sports Movie Exercising at Work is Dumb
Is There Actually a Good Way to Exercise at Your Desk?
In Praise of Docking, the French Kiss of Gay Sex
The Elusive Internet Hero Who Taught Millennial Men How to Masturbate