If you (or someone you love) ever run for office and you see this man coming out to support you, run — don’t walk — as fast as you can in the other direction. Because, just as he’s done time and time again, the Twink of Death is gonna send your poll numbers into the shadow realm.
Ask Pete. Or Kamala. Or Beto. Dude’s gonna torpedo your campaign with his 1,000-watt smile.
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Jeff Gross
Jeff Gross is MEL’s senior editor for social media and content marketing. His daily ICYMI column, which chronicles all things meta on the site, is the quickest way to catch up on MEL, and the funniest thing you’ll read all day. Follow him on Twitter.
