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Mike Rampton

Mike Rampton is a freelance writer who lives in London. He enjoys making aggressively difficult puns, drinking on trains and pretending to be smarter than he is. He would like to own a boat one day but accepts that he probably won't.

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How Do Men With Micropenises Use Urinals?

It should go without saying by now that men are really, really hung up on penis size, caring vastly more about it than they really…

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Detoxing

The world is full of lies, and it’s hard to get through life without taking a few on board. Luckily, we’re here to sort the…

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Dieting

The world is full of lies, and it’s hard to get through life without taking a few on board. Luckily, we’re here to sort the…