Mike Rampton

Mike Rampton is a freelance writer who lives in London. He enjoys making aggressively difficult puns, drinking on trains and pretending to be smarter than he is. He would like to own a boat one day but accepts that he probably won't.

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Searching for the Truth About ‘Soggy Biscuit’

It’s an enigma, Soggy Biscuit: a decades-old social meme; a word-of-mouth cultural phenomena like the pencils-up-the-nose finals suicide that gets everyone in the exam hall…

The Future of Dicks, Balls and Asses

Humankind has come a long way in the last few million years, crawling out of the primordial soup and slowly working our way toward agriculture,…