Mike Rampton is a freelance writer who lives in London. He enjoys making aggressively difficult puns, drinking on trains and pretending to be smarter than he is. He would like to own a boat one day but accepts that he probably won't.
The bristles from wire brushes might do a great job shining your grill, but they treat your guts like crap
For as long as people have existed, people have got BUFF as SHIT
Is it always five o’clock somewhere? How bad is a breakfast Four Loko? Let’s find out the truth.