Mike Rampton is a freelance writer who lives in London. He enjoys making aggressively difficult puns, drinking on trains and pretending to be smarter than he is. He would like to own a boat one day but accepts that he probably won't.
Why Did Seagulls Evolve to Be So Annoying?
Is there a scientific reason these flying bastards suck so hard?
So, Uh, Sex With Mermaids: How Does That Work?
What the shell happens during it? Honestly, it all seems a bit fishy…
Why You Can’t Listen to That Disgusting Blink-182 Song About a Dog and Its Ass
Hidden songs like ‘Fuck A Dog’ were one of the great thrills of owning a compact disc. But they’re either nowhere to be found on Spotify and other streaming services or merged into the rest of the record, completely ruining their surprise and charm