Mike Rampton is a freelance writer who lives in London. He enjoys making aggressively difficult puns, drinking on trains and pretending to be smarter than he is. He would like to own a boat one day but accepts that he probably won't.
A deep dive into the medical phenomenon known as ‘runner’s dick’
Does that baloney really have a first name? Is a sausage really sausage-shaped? Let’s find out the truth.
Does Daddy Pig take too much crap? How sweet is a sugar daddy really? Let’s find out the truth.