Mike Rampton is a freelance writer who lives in London. He enjoys making aggressively difficult puns, drinking on trains and pretending to be smarter than he is. He would like to own a boat one day but accepts that he probably won't.
Having a gold medal in one hand and a smoke in the other is undeniably impressive
What the fuck actually *is* cola? And is Pepsi really the choice of a new generation? Let’s find out the truth.
Is Molly a stupid name? Is MDMA best suited to dancing or working through trauma? Let’s find out the truth.