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The Socialism-Fellatio Connection, Beats 4 Gains and Delivery Drivers on Coronavirus

Here’s something I learned today: Declaring that you’ll “suck dick for socialism” is, uh, the political meme du jour. Unfortunately, though, only younger generations are in on the joke. Tell anybody over 40 that you’ll gladly perform fellatio in return for an uprising that will seize the means of production, and you’re angling for a serious scolding — a lesson the British artist who created the meme is learning the hard way.

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