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Eat Your Heart Out: Duck Noodle Soup

‘Eating it just triggers this feeling of being nourished by my mom’

Why It Costs So Much More to Be Single

And you thought getting married was a pain in your wallet

‘Jaws’ Is the Quintessential Summer Movie — Every Summer

I mean, it’s got surf, sand, sharks and tiddies. What can be more summer-y (or American) than that?

Do I Really Need to Buy Kid Versions of Everything for My Children?

Kids’ shampoo? Kids’ Tylenol? The special meal off the kids’ menu? Why can’t these tiny parasites just share my stuff?

Do Pro Male Athletes Really Care About Having Female Coaches?

Does Running Hungry Actually Help You Burn Fat?

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Olympic Fencer Jason Rogers’ Biggest Battle Yet: Defeating Erectile Dysfunction

Guys, Why Aren’t You Sending More Bulge Pics?

The Debate Around ‘Spit Hoods,’ The Powerlessness of Robert Mueller and How to Go Fuck Yourself

When the Strong, Silent Type Finally Speaks

The Stans Who Post So Much, Twitter Thinks They’re Bots — And Shuts Them Down

Who the Hell Gets a Belly Button Infection? I Did. It’s Horrifying.

The 5 Most Useful Things Men Can Do to Support Abortion Rights

Meet Kyle the Wall-Punching Bro, the Internet’s Awful New Dude Archetype

Inside the Community of Men Who Fuck Themselves

Spit Hoods Are Adding Fuel to the Fire in America’s Police Brutality Dispute

Why Thinking About Our Sexy Parents Doing Sex Stuff Makes Us Want to Vomit

Getting Off on Snapchat’s New Gender-Bending Filter, How Long Before Your Dog Eats Your Dead Body and Hand Jobs for Hollywood

If I Die, How Long Will My Dog Wait Before Eating Me?

What Can You Eat to Make Yourself Happier?

Why We’re All So Turned On by Our Gender-Swapped Snapchat Filters

How Have Men Changed After Generations of Being Raised by Single Mothers?

My Year as Athena Bliss, Hand-Job Whore of Echo Park

Understanding the Complex, Occasionally Scandalous Act of Falling in Love With Someone You’re Grieving With

The Anti-Abortion Men Who Falsely Claim They Have PTSD From Their Partners

Memorial Day Weekend Reads: The Unsinkable Pirate Bay, The Accuracy of the Domino’s Pizza Tracker and Sexism Among Trees

The Adventures of the Low-T.Rex: You Drive

The Dream of Shitty 1980s Kids’ Movies Is Alive With ‘Rim of the World’

Men Really, REALLY Need to Stop Daring Each Other to Eat Killer Slugs

In Praise of Buddy Comedy Sidekicks

Ranking Condiments by How Healthy They Are

‘Aladdin’ Cements Will Smith’s Status as America’s Goofy Dad

Why Does the FDA Have a Flickr Page Full of Sketchy Boner Pills?

When Is It a Good Time to Talk to Your Partner About Abortion?

Three Comedians on How They Cope With Their Depression

Young White Dudes Are Decidedly Opting Out of the Whole ‘Job’ Thing

Welcome to Tony Hawk’s Celebrity Hell

Male Baby Fever Only Grows Hotter as Dudes Get Older

A Night at the Dry-Town Bar Where You Have to Bring Your Own Booze

Ranking Hot Dogs by How (Un)Healthy They Are

Sexist Trees, 4chan’s Abortion Problem and What the Stars Say About the Democratic Primary Challengers

The Life of a Female Fast Car Hustler

Do I Need to Brush My Teeth After Vaping?

Should You Ever Voluntarily Take a Pay Cut?

How I Accidentally Unleashed a Nazi Horde on the Formula 1 Subreddit

Chan Culture Is Eating Itself Alive Over the Abortion Debate

Why Can’t Men Touch Their Toes?

The Astrological Charts of the Top Six Men Running for President

The Horticulturalist Whose Life’s Work Is to End ‘Botanical Sexism’

Tracking Domino’s Pizza Tracker, In Praise of ‘Depression Meals’ and the Key to The Pirate Bay’s File-Sharing Longevity

Esperanto Superfans Won’t Rest Until They’ve Achieved World Domination

Can I Get a Quality Cardio Workout on the Recumbent Bike?

After 15 Years, the Pirate Bay Still Can’t Be Killed

A Cultural History of the Celebrity Upskirt Shot

Unfortunately, It Turns Out Working While You Commute Makes You Work Better

In Praise of ‘Depression Meals’

How Long Do You Wait to Say ‘I Love You’?

My Bizarre Night in a Luxury ASMR Hotel Room

I Staked Out My Local Domino’s to See Just How Accurate Its Pizza Tracker Is

The Pitched Custody Battles of Poly Parents, ‘Generation Lockdown’ Memes and the Denim Brand for Pee-Your-Pants Fetishists

Do I Really Need to Get My Air Filter and Fluids Replaced, Or Is the Oil Change Guy Full of Shit?

How to Know When to Quit While You’re Ahead

Breaking Down the Real Financial Cost of Getting Rid of Your Own Dead Body

How the Instagram Era Changed Boudoir Photography

Penis Size? It’s Not Length That Matters. It’s Time to Talk About Girth

What the Dark New Trend of School Shooter Memes Can Teach Us About ‘Generation Lockdown’

This Company Sells Jeans That Look Like You Pissed Yourself

Poly Parents Are Losing Custody of Their Kids in Brutal Divorce Battles

In Defense of Missionary, the Meme War Between Chevy and Ford Bros, and ‘Game of Thrones’ Tattoo Regrets

How Soon Should You Go When You Feel the Need to Poop?

What’s in This?: Benadryl

‘Catch-22’ Uses an Old War to Fight a Tired Battle

Here’s How ‘Game of Thrones’ Fans Feel About Their Daenerys Tattoos After the Finale

The Uncertain Future of Work-Enhancing Drugs

Missionary Position Did Nothing to Deserve Your Scorn

YouTube Is (Still) Silencing LGBTQ Sex Ed

The Life-Affirming Gratuitous Violence of ‘John Wick: Chapter 3’

There’s a Hilarious Ongoing Meme War Between Ford and Chevy Truck Owners

Sunday Reads: The Battle Over Celibacy, The Secret World of Saudi Skype Sex and Dog Custody Battles

The Adventures of the Low-T.Rex: Future Shock

I Ditched Soap and Water for a 9-Step Korean Skincare Routine, and Damn If I Don’t Feel Handsome

The Music We Like to Get Bummed Out To

We’re Witnessing the Dawn of Flesh-Eating Genital Infections

Is There Really a ‘Right’ Length for an Untucked Shirt?

A Spiky History of the Mohawk

What Does It Really Cost to Have a Kid?

A Gentleman’s Guide to Talking on Planes

How Do I Finally Tell My Bros I’m Bi?

These Guys Are Going Lawnless to Save the Planet

Why Men Feel So Hurt When Their Partners Criticize Their Driving

The Stupid Art World Is Proof We Need a Wealth Tax

How American Bread Became Great Again

Ranking Herbs by How Healthy They Are

The Young Saudi Virgin Risking It All To Have Skype Sex With Disabled Men

Christians’ Incel Problem, Gender Bias in Middle School and How Memes are Powering ‘Sleepy Joe’ Biden to the Presidency

Eat Your Heart Out: Italian Beef-Sausage Combo

What It’s Like for Blue-Collar Guys Who Become White-Collar Later in Life

In Praise of the Female Dirtbag

We May Have Memed President Biden Into Existence

How We Condition Boys to Be Brilliant