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The Best Fuckin’ Movie Fucks Like, Fuckin’ Ever

Recently, much has been made of the sheer number of times the word “fuck” is uttered in the new movie Uncut Gems. But as we…

We Completed the Very Sad Task of Having Chuck E. Cheese Pizza Delivered

For reasons that are now difficult to recall, late last year, we discovered that you could have Chuck E. Cheese pizza delivered directly to your…

What I Learned as a Trans Woman Trolling Needy Men on Grindr

If you’re lucky enough to spot Chase Traub on Grindr, don’t send her a grimy dick pic or a pixelated headless torso. Send her your…