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Welcome to the brave new world of online infidelity

What Would It Actually Be Like to Be Digested in a Sarlacc for a Thousand Years?

The bad news is, there’s a surprising number of Sarlacc-like animals out there — the good news is, a millennium-long digestive process is basically impossible

Let’s Have Our Smart Devices Do the Holiday Arguing for Us

Alexa, help me ignore my irritating family

A Review of the New and Very Bad ‘Star Wars,’ Justice for Admiral Ackbar and Chronic Illness Influencers

Dang, Star Wars has been getting trashed. Currently, on Rotten Tomatoes, The Rise of Skywalker is sitting with a beefsteak-splattering 58 percent, and given that…

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The People Who Refuse to Watch ‘Star Wars’

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The ‘Star Wars’ Fans Still Avenging the Death of Admiral Ackbar

The Stash of Memories You Inherit After Losing a Stoner Parent

Celebrity Cameos Are the Perfect Gift for the Bro Who Has Everything

The ‘Star Wars’ YouTuber Whose Claim to Fame Is Getting Everything Wrong

‘The Rise of Skywalker’ Is What Happens When a Film Franchise Becomes Irrelevant

Delicious ‘Star Wars’ Beasts (and How to Cook Them), Hot Scrooge and Uber and Lyft Drivers Side, Side Hustle

Should I Be Letting My Dog Lick My Face?

The ‘Blue’s Clues’ Dudes Have Always Been Sex Icons

The Entrepreneurs Using Uber and Lyft as a Networking Opportunity

Pro Chefs Tell Us Which ‘Star Wars’ Characters Taste Best

Why Are Cars So Fucking Expensive?

How Hot Is Scrooge Supposed to Be?

Why Are We Still Putting Little People in R2-D2?

The Oklahoes Making Oklahoma Sexy Again, The Broken Jaw Heard ’Round the World and How the Mandalorian Fucks

Oklahoma Is the Sexiest State Now

Colby Covington’s Broken Jaw Is a Metaphor for Trump’s America

Does the Mandalorian Have Sex With His Helmet On? An Investigation

What’s in This: Reindeer Meat

The Science Behind Why Your Grandmother’s Cooking Is Always the Best

The Unsung Heroes Making It Snow in Sunny California

In a Meat-Free Future, What Would Happen to All the Cows, Pigs and Chickens?

The Decade of Depression Memes

Sunday Reads: Kicking Into Holiday High-Gear, Famous Falcon Guys and the Spicy Glamor of the Taco Bell Wedding

What I’ve Kinda, Sorta Learned Convincing the World to ‘Buy It for Life’

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Space

Will Smoking the Mr. Nice Weed Strain Make You a Nicer Person?

Which Booze Gives You the Worst Breath?

Do Director’s Cuts Still Matter?

The Straight Men Who Love Gay Porn

The ‘We Want Plates’ Movement Is Waging War on the Worst Trend in Fine Dining

What Should You Do With All Your Old Clothes? Skip Goodwill.

Ranking Gingerbread House Components by How Unhealthy They Are

What I Learned as a Trans Woman Trolling Needy Men on Grindr

‘Bombshell’ and the Downside of the ‘Timely’ Movie

The Five Words Every Idiot in Congress Overuses Like Shit

How to Break Off Friendships With Your Toxic Male Friends

The Male Poet Thots of Instagram, What Your High-Tops Say About You and the Year in Landlord Discourse

Eat Your Heart Out: Oyster Cóctel

I Tried a Posture-Tracking Device to Make Me Less of a Slouching Hobgoblin

Why Does Everyone Seem to Get Sick After Their Wedding?

America Never Knew What to Do With Richard Jewell

The Male Poets of Instagram Know What You Think of Them

Coasting Season Is Officially Here

Living (and Loving) Más at a Taco Bell Wedding

The Super-Common Penis Problem Nobody’s Talking About

It’s Ridiculous That Our Phones Still Don’t Work in Crowds

When to Stop Paying for That Subscription Gift

In ‘Uncut Gems,’ Adam Sandler Is a Portrait of a Man on Fire

What Do Your High Tops Say About Your Love Life?

The Very, Very, Very Slow Song of Hypermilers

The Year Landlord Discourse Took Over the Web

Can Normal People Tell the Difference Between the Remastered Album and the Regular One?

Racist Character Modding Shakes Up the Pokémon Universe

ICYMI: Why People Think ‘Marriage Story’ Invented Acting, the Head-Fucking Falcon Economy and What You Should Get Your Bros for the Holidays

What 11 Cam Girls and Boys Are Putting on Their Amazon Holiday Wish Lists

Should Asian Americans Try to Reclaim Their Slurs?

Prisoners Still Believe the Penal System Is Secretly Dosing Them With ‘Anti-Horny’ Drugs

The ‘Dad Gifts’ Dads Actually Want for Christmas This Year

How Money Warps the Friendships Between Men and Women

A Gift Guide for Your Bros

In Defense of the ‘Marriage Story’ Fans Whose Minds Are Blown by Actual Acting

Inside the Outrageously Prestigious World of Falcon Influencers

ICYMI: Our J.Lo Golden Globes Endorsement (And Her Endorsement of Us), the Lives of Black Incels and the Horrifying Reality of Kidney Stones During Sex

How to Tell Your Family You Aren’t Coming Home for the Holidays

What’s in This?: Mulled Wine

To Our Horror, It’s Entirely Possible to Ejaculate a Kidney Stone

Would Andre Drummond’s Beer-a-Day Diet Work for My Shitty Body?

When Do I Actually Need to Flush the Urinal?

Why No One Accuses Men of ‘Fucking Their Way to the Top’

The Hottest New Tech Trend? Buying the Hottest Old Tech

Inside the World of Black Incels

Has YouTube Ruined the Family Recipe?

The Adventures of the Low-T.Rex: Ho-Ho-Ho

What It’s Like to Write a Book in Prison

Sunday Reads: The Week in Cowboys, Breastfeeding Baby Yoda and Too-Smooth De Niro

How Do I Get My Boyfriend to Try Something Other Than Missionary?

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Piss

The Holy Gross: 11 Religious Movies That Scored at the Box Office

The Rise and Fall and Rise Again of MSG

Should I Blame Weed for My Anxiety and Depression?

The Cowboy Emoji Is Responsible for Our Current Yeehaw Agenda

The Faces of the True American Cowboy

The Dads Watching ‘The Irishman’ on Their Phones During Bathroom Breaks

Ranking Smoothie ‘Boosts’ by How Healthy They Are

Three Lactation Consultants on Breastfeeding Baby Yoda

As a Little Person, I’m the Only Realistic Santa Claus

The ‘Get the Towel’ Meme Is Everything Beautiful and Gross About Sex

How the Most Gruesome Western Ever Written Became an ‘Unfilmable’ Hollywood Legend

The British Guys Who LARP as American Cowboys

Tinder for Cows, The War Between Levi’s and Wrangler to be Cowboys’ Preferred Denim Brand and Competitive Tetris Gone Viral

We Asked Beauty Influencers to De-Age De Niro Better Than ‘The Irishman’

Is 18 Too Young For Butt Augmentation?