I know I said two weeks ago that it was time to get your shit together for the holidays, but now it’s really time to get your shit together. Please, please do not be that sad dude buying whatever scraps are left at Walmart at 9 p.m. on Christmas Eve. To help with the process, here’s this handy guide to formulating your gift budget. Personally, my gift budget looks something like dril’s famous candle tweet, except candles are replaced with presents for my niece.
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Candles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying— wint (@dril) September 29, 2013
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Magdalene Taylor
Magdalene Taylor is a staff writer at MEL. She covers internet culture, sex and the online adult industry. She lives in Brooklyn but is from God's Country, Western Massachusetts.
