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Sunday Reads: Kicking Into Holiday High-Gear, Famous Falcon Guys and the Spicy Glamor of the Taco Bell Wedding

I know I said two weeks ago that it was time to get your shit together for the holidays, but now it’s really time to get your shit together. Please, please do not be that sad dude buying whatever scraps are left at Walmart at 9 p.m. on Christmas Eve. To help with the process, here’s this handy guide to formulating your gift budget. Personally, my gift budget looks something like dril’s famous candle tweet, except candles are replaced with presents for my niece.

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