We’ve got some of our East Coast/Midwest staff in the L.A. office today, which means a few of us were stuck on planes all day. But that doesn’t mean the content stops. No way. In fact, Joseph Longo provided the world with some premium content as his flight was preparing for take-off. Who knew we had a professional back-up dancer AND friend of new Golden Globe nominee Jennifer Lopez on staff?
A @JetBlue pilot read my plea that passengers watch Hustlers in honor of @JLo’s #GoldenGlobes nom. I called myself The Backup JLo, but I guess I’m her backup dancer. The friendly skies supports our Fly Girl! pic.twitter.com/YSYV2gvTMD
— Joseph Longo (@josephlongo_) December 9, 2019
Moreover, who knew that J.Lo would actually respond:
This is amazing!!!!!!! You can be my backup dancer any day??THANK YOU FOR THE SUPPORT! @josephlongo_ @JetBlue ♥️? https://t.co/eCiXRvI6G4
— Jennifer Lopez (@JLo) December 10, 2019
The moral? It totally pays to distract your pilot just before they’re about to hurtle you 35,000 feet in the air.
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Magdalene Taylor
Magdalene Taylor is a staff writer at MEL. She covers internet culture, sex and the online adult industry. She lives in Brooklyn but is from God's Country, Western Massachusetts.
