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ICYMI: Why People Think ‘Marriage Story’ Invented Acting, the Head-Fucking Falcon Economy and What You Should Get Your Bros for the Holidays

I don’t think I’d watch Marriage Story for $100. $105? Okay, maybe. Either way, all the clips and screenshots shared with complete adoration on Twitter already tell me everything I need to know about it. Basically, it looks like a film about two hot people who get mad at each other and then do some crying. 

Hard pass. 

I’m hot and cry enough all by myself, thank you very much. Nevertheless, Miles Klee thinks we should all forgive the big nerds fawning over the movie, and he’s usually right about this kind of thing. 

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