Here I thought breeding cattle was as simple as getting a bull and a heifer together in the same space and time and waiting for magic to happen. That’s not true, and it wouldn’t be the first thing I’ve learned over the course of Cowboy Week here at MEL. Who knew that a whole lot of matchmaking goes into cattle breeding? And that, to make things easier, there’s a Tinder for cows called — get this — “Tudder,” where you can swipe right on the heifer of your bull’s dreams?
Mind. Blown.
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