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Is There an Unhealthy Amount of Music to Listen To?

My Spotify Wrapped is deeply concerning — especially considering the abrasive volume of my earbuds

‘Nomadland’ Shows Hollywood How to Make a Movie About ‘Real Americans’

Forget the patronizing ‘Hillbilly Elegy’: Frances McDormand and filmmaker Chloe Zhao tell a story about a widowed wanderer that skips the poverty-porn cliches

The Grinch Is Thicc as Hell

Or: How the Grinch Stole Ass-mas

Memes of the DankLeft Are Winning the Fight for Socialism

Leftist shitposts on Reddit, Twitter and Instagram are worth more than just laughs. This is radical content, influencing progressive discourse in a chaotic year

‘Mad Luxurious’: The Pretend Elegance of Mispronouncing Everything

‘A Weird, Hostile Environment’: Bosses’ Zoom Camera Rules Turn Workers Off

This May Be the Introvert Tipping Point

Alan Ball Is Still Trying to Make Sense of It All

Can We Relax About COVID on Surfaces Yet?

That Hot Shower After Exercise Might Be Doing You More Harm Than Good

This Is How Much Exercise You Have to Do to Burn Off the Holidays

How to Protect Your Dog From Dognappers

What Are the Ingredients in McDonald’s McRib?

How Trolls Forced the U.S. Military Off Twitch

The Ultimate Kratom Drinking Guide

‘Baby God’ Untangles the Disturbing Truth About a Fertility Miracle Worker

The Three Wise Men Were Cooler Than Jesus

Justice for ‘The Sopranos: Road to Respect,’ the Most Disrespected Chapter in ‘Sopranos’ History

The Muscle-Bro Poets Turning Swoleness Into Shakespeare

The Very Strange Trend of Decorative Christmas Boobs (and Butts)

David Chang Beat ‘Millionaire’ — But He Played the Odds Wrong

When COVID Makes Your B.O. Smell Brand-New

Your Puny Smart Watch Is No Match for My Electronic Skin

Does Good Exercise Really Require Sweating Up a Storm?

Let’s Check In on Sting, Our 69-Year-Old King of Edging

Welcome to the Internet, Where Everything Is Gay

The All-Natural Vibe of ‘Big Tit Energy’

Tendies, the ‘Anti-Incels,’ Roleplay Failed Manhood Without Shame

‘No Nuance November’ and ‘No Knowledge November’ Sent Us to a State of Himbo Bliss

Is There a Correct Way to Drink Water Out of a Water Bottle?

With Wasabi and Shots of Vinegar, Teens Show Off Their COVID Symptoms

Do I Really Need Special Shoes for Working Out?

What Does It Mean to Be ‘Real’ Online When You Can Never Fully Log Off?

Blood Brothers: The Painful History of Male Menstruation

The Unemployed Guy’s Guide to Gift-Giving

How Much Money Do Christmas Albums Make?

Stop Watching ‘Love Actually’ and Watch Richard Curtis’ OTHER (Incredible) Christmas Film Instead

On the Front Lines of the World’s Pointless War on Hentai

A Streaming Guide for Every Kind of Family You Could Be Trapped With This Thanksgiving Weekend

Is the Restaurant Gift Card Still an Okay Gift — And Was It Ever?

‘Lovers Rock’ Is a Party You’ll Never Want to End

What’s the Actual Best, Non-Black Friday Day to Go Gift-Shopping?

What’s in This?: Pepto-Bismol

COVID-19 Will Win the War on Christmas

Here’s How Long You Can Safely Eat All Your Thanksgiving Leftovers

America’s Plumbers Are Ready for a Huge ‘Brown Friday’

These Store Security Guards Are Very Happy Black Friday’s Going to Be Quieter This Year

Why Are Legos So Freaking Expensive?

I Love In-Person Black Friday, and I Already Miss Its Chaos

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Sales

Being Bloated Is Actually Kinda Nice

The Dos and Don’ts of Post-Thanksgiving Dinner Sex

What’s in This?: Boxed Stuffing

I’ve Eaten More Turkey in a Sitting Than Any Other Woman on Earth

The Heritage Farmer Who’s Trying to Breed the Perfect Turkey

Let the Children Have a Swig of Wine at Thanksgiving Dinner

In ‘Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom,’ Chadwick Boseman Says Goodbye Beautifully

The Second Plate Hits Better

The Glory and Validation of Thanksgiving Eve Grindr

Vegans Roast the Thanksgiving Turkey Time-Travel Flick ‘Free Birds’

The Case for Masturbating Before Thanksgiving Dinner

How to Drink All Day When Your Stomach Is Full

What Side Should You Bring to Thanksgiving? A Guide for Every Situation

I Couldn’t Sleep, So I Tried Over-the-Counter Tryptophan

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Gravy

The True MVP of Thanksgiving Dinner? Horseradish

The Hunt for D.B. Cooper, the 20th Century’s Greatest Outlaw, Lives On

The Saga of Gerald, the Turkey From Hell, Who Nearly Destroyed Oakland

No, But Really, Why Were the Pilgrims Dressed Like That?

How to Deep-Fry Your Turkey Without Burning Your House Down

Ranking Chain-Restaurant Thanksgiving Feasts by How Healthy They Are

It’s Time to Welcome White Castle Stuffing to Your Thanksgiving Dinner

There’s a Smarter Way to Eat Your Thanksgiving Dinner — In Order

Is There Any Way to Really Get Comfortable When Flying Economy?

What’s in This?: Pumpkin Pie Mix

Thanksgiving Is a Late Lunch — Stop Making It a Dinner

Actually, ‘The Nightmare Before Christmas’ Is a Thanksgiving Movie

The Rise of the Rural Gay Haven

The McDonald’s Feast Was the Only Good Thing Trump Did

America Wants Its Damn Khakis Back

Is It Crazy to Drink Seltzer Water While Exercising?

No Creature on Earth Has Hotter, More Deranged Sex Than the Wild Turkey

How to Tell Your Friends You Can’t Hang This Thanksgiving

The History of Stuffing a Bird Inside a Bird Inside a Bird

How to Help Your Partner With Their Overbearing Parents This Thanksgiving

Is a Turkey Trot Enough of a Workout to Burn Off Thanksgiving Dinner?

How to Safely Include Your Pet in Your Thanksgiving Dinner

Spend This Thanksgiving Dinner in Your Finest Threads

John Candy’s Best Comedies (After You’ve Finished Watching ‘Planes, Trains and Automobiles,’ of Course)

Charlie Kaufman, Screen Maestro of Male Self-Loathing, Tries It on the Page

Fisting Fetishists Tell Us How to Properly Stuff a Turkey

What’s in This?: Turkey Gravy Mix

A Turkey-Optional Guide to Thanksgiving Day Takeout

All Thanksgiving Food Is Bad

10 Years Later, ‘Easy A’ Still Has the Greatest Teen Movie Parents

What the Hell Does the Church of Satan Think of Deviled Eggs?

The ‘Very Special Episodes’ on TV That Actually Changed People’s Lives

The Psychedelic Science of ‘Gooning’ — Or Masturbating Into a Trance

The Best Marijuana Strains for Your Thanksgiving Dinner

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Vodka