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Chingy Nea

Chingy Nea is a writer, comedian and critically acclaimed ex-girlfriend based out of L.A. and Oakland.


What Lesbian Would Give Up Beautiful Women for Ben Affleck’s Weird Goatee?

The ultimate misguided straight-male fantasy, ‘Chasing Amy’ completely disrespects Amy’s sexuality and allows its entitled, insecure protagonist to get the exact thing he doesn’t deserve

How Gumby’s Influence Stretches Through Time

Though he no longer has his own TV show, the lively, green clay lad lives on in the hearts and memes of the extremely online

Screw Dave Ramsey, I Had My Girlfriend Findom Me for a Month

After my pro-domme girlfriend found my $500 stash of Criterion Collection Blu-rays, she took literal control of every penny I own