A Turkey-Optional Guide to Thanksgiving Day Takeout

Tired of the traditional Turkey Day feast? Observe Thanksgiving with these unconventional but still kinda celebratory takeout suggestions instead.

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Ian Lecklitner is a staff writer at MEL Magazine. He mostly writes about everyone's favorite things: Sex, drugs and food.

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