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Our Eternal Horniness for the Camp Counselor
They’re the perfect mix of authority and untouchability. They’re effortlessly tan. And they will forever be your unrequited love
I Tried to Keep the Spark Alive with Clitter, a Lube That’s Also a Glitter Bomb
Is there a better way to do so than by literally filling my vagina with sparkles?
My Exhausting Attempt to Make the Most Elaborate Toast Sandwich Known to Man
Most of the food I cook for MEL is jokey, low-rent and, most importantly, easy. Don’t get me wrong — I love spending an afternoon…
