Rax King is a James Beard Award-nominated bitch. Her work can also be found in Glamour, Catapult and Electric Literature. Look out for her monthly column Store-Bought Is Fine for hot takes about the Food Network, and her essay collection Tacky (TK).
They’re the perfect mix of authority and untouchability. They’re effortlessly tan. And they will forever be your unrequited love
Is there a better way to do so than by literally filling my vagina with sparkles?
Most of the food I cook for MEL is jokey, low-rent and, most importantly, easy. Don’t get me wrong — I love spending an afternoon…