Josh Schollmeyer

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We Mainlined McDonald’s Huge New Breakfast Sandwich, and Our Arteries Will Never Forgive Us

In my present state of ketosis, I’m not ashamed to admit that I dream of McMuffins. Because in my previous state of frequent hungoverness, they…

A Father’s Humble Plea to Make Every DC Film Like ‘Teen Titans Go! To the Movies’

There are many indelible lessons when your main movie theater companion is a toddler. For starters, you’ll quickly become known as the permissive parent. Because…

The Cuba Not-Libre

Of all the pregnancy scares and nerve-racking trips to a drugstore to buy a pregnancy test I’ve experienced since my late teens, I’ve never felt…