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I Went to Church for Easter to Understand My Born-Again Parents’ Faith, And I Learned I’m Probably Going to Hell

Dems the breaks for an apostate

Happy Easter! Here’s A Definitive List of Our Favorite Movie Jesuses

...Jesii?

The New World of the Post-Coital Vape

How Juul kicked the Marlboro Man out of bed

My Life As A Never-Burp

Inside the weird dysfunction that leaves me croaking like a frog

CBD Is the Only Ingredient in The New Carl’s Jr. CBD Burger That Won’t Eventually Kill You

Why Does Weed In London Suck So Bad?

Ramy Youssef Wants You to Experience a More Complicated Muslim-American Identity

Smoking in the Bar Room, In Defense of The Chainsmokers and the Demise of the Visible Male Ankle Trend

Smoking Weed Makes It Harder to Knock Your Ass Out for Surgery

Do Porn Stars Actually Enjoy Sex on Set, or Are They Just Pretending?

The Psychological Effect of the Countdown Clock

Three Men on Being a Rock ’n’ Roll Roadie in the #MeToo Era

What It Really Means When You’re ‘Fucked’

A Cultural History of the ‘Smokeshow’

Ranking Every Popcorn Type by How Healthy They Are

‘Game of Thrones’ Memes Are Somehow Even Worse Than the Show

Eat Your Heart Out: Kimchi Fried Rice

The Last Gasp: Scumming It in the Few Bars in America Where You Can Still (Secretly) Smoke

Is This the End of the Visible Male Ankle?

Hating the Chainsmokers Is Predictable and Tiresome and Stupid and Dumb

Why Do We Think Polyamory Is Only for the Rich, White and Privileged?

Inside the Volunteer Fire Departments That Want to Save You From the Next Catastrophic Wildfire

Black Men on Dating White Women, Guys on What ‘Good Pussy’ Really Means and the Sicilian Debate Over Gendered Rice Balls

The Flaming Table Is Wrestling’s Greatest Stunt and Most Poignant Metaphor

‘Game of Thrones’ Fans Have No Time for Sex Scenes in Season 8, Dammit

The Surprisingly Complex Legacy of Brits Saying ‘Bum a Fag’

Should You Be Letting Your Dick Soak in the Sun?

What Do Men Really Mean by ‘Good Pussy’?

You Know Tiger Woods Has Another Kid Besides His Son, Right?

Settling the Gender Dispute Over Sicily’s Favorite Snack

How Can There Possibly Be This Much Salt in My Fast Food Salad?

A Conversation Between Black Men of Different Generations About Dating White Women

Late Night’s Political Comedy Problem, Men and Their Meat Smokers and the Massive Crapfest That Is ‘Hellboy’

What’s in Store for Me, a Sagittarius Sun and Rising, Who’s Making a Big Move Back Home?

Everything I Smoked Before Cigarettes

A Cheapskate’s Guide to Building Your Own Peloton Bike for a Fraction of the Price

Is It Ever a Good Idea to ‘Stay Together for the Kids’?

If Happiness Weren’t the Goal, We’d Have Much Better Mental Health

The Men Who Fall in Love With Their Smokers

Burning Down the Neighbor’s House

The Pathetic, Desperate Badassness of ‘Hellboy’

How Liberal Late-Night Talk Shows Became a Comedy Sinkhole

What Is Treasury Direct, and Why Should I Put My Money There?

I Have No Choice but to Answer This Reader Question About a Coworker Who Pees on the Floor

Yes, She’s Checking Out Other People Too — She’s Just Way Better at It

What’s in This?: Smoke Grenades

Donald Glover’s Incredible, Disappointing Weekend

The Rise of the Businesses That Want to Roll Your Joints For You

Sunday Reads: A Historical Mission to Find the Clit, The Straight Guys Taking Over Grindr and the Trolls of Bodybuilding.Com

The Adventures of the Low-T.Rex: Selfie Envy

Adult-Onset Anxiety Is Messing With My Chi, So I Did Some Reiki to Unblock My Chakras

Christian Slater in ‘Heathers’ and All of Our Other Favorite Movie and TV Bad Boys

Why Doesn’t Everyone Eat at the Bar?

Brace Yourself: The Fans of ‘Braces’ Porn Aren’t Who You Think

What Reading Every Fast Food Giant’s Autobiography Taught Me About Success

Having A Big Beard Probably Means You Have Tiny Balls

Some Men Claim Penis Exfoliation Is the Key to Better Sex

A Q&A With ‘One Punch Man,’ the Investor Whose Anime Workout Turned Him Into a Viral Sensation

The Rise and Fall of the Century’s Most Infamous Failson

The Subtle Art of Browning Out

Three Former Cult Members on What It Took for Them to Finally Break Free

Ranking Toothpastes by How Effective They Are

Etiquette Is a Bullshit Code Written by Wealthy Aristocrats, So Keep Your Elbows on the Table, Fellow Peasants

Straight Guys 4 Trans on Grindr, The Ridiculousness of ‘Follow Shaming’ and the Gloriously Long History of Men Not Finding the Clit

She Wants to Be Choked. You Refuse to Hurt Her. What Gives?

A Cultural History of Men Not Being Able to Find the Clit

I Was the Male Star in a ‘Dancing Bear’ Porn

Why It’s So Damn Hard to Transition Off Your Diet — And What to Do About It

The Strange Phenomenon of Online Follow-Shaming

The Unheard History of Bodybuilding Forums, as Told by the Trolls and Counter-Trolls Who Made Them Huge

Did Otherwise Hairy Cavemen Suffer From Male-Pattern Baldness, Too?

Heterosexual Men Are Using Grindr to Meet Trans Women

Spontaneous FaceTime-ing, Telling Your Partner They Stink and the Places Dudes Love to Wipe Their Grimy-Ass Hands

Do I Actually Need to Exercise If I’m Skinny?

How Do I Tell My Significant Other They Stink?

All the Disgusting Ways Guys Wipe Their Dirty Hands

Should You Ditch Your Loser Friends to Get Ahead in Life?

The Anti-Capitalist Brilliance of Early Adam Sandler

Where Does My $25 Go When I Have the Audacity to Check in My Luggage?

Texting Is Out. Spontaneous FaceTime Is In.

The YouTubers Who Destroy Their Suits to Get You Off

New Life for the Polygraph, The Dudes Doing Kegels and the How to Make $$$ Selling Your Urine

Is It Time to Stop Calling Men Sir?

Male Kegel Influencers Won’t Rest Until You’ve Clenched Your Way to Better Sex

How to Lift Your Way to a Bigger, Smarter Brain

How Do I Cure a Terrible Weed Hangover? Even If My Brain Feels Like Day-Old Mashed Potatoes?

Not Getting Along With Your Partner? Try Recording Your Fights

These Terrible Joke Names Are Going to Derail the 2020 Election

How Much Is My Piss Worth?

‘Fosse/Verdon’ Is a Portrait of a Marriage Nobody Wants, Except Them

The Oft-Dismissed Polygraph Test Is Finding New Life in the Age of #MeToo

Why ‘Nothing’ Feels Good, Surviving the Silent Treatment and the ‘Rub Your Dick to Pee’ Trick

Why Some Men Are Silent During Sex

Why Do We Treat Our Phones and Computers Like Absolute Garbage?

Oh, Yay, Flexible Jobs Actually Make Your Work-Life Balance Worse

How to Make Yourself Pee If Your Bladder Is Too Shy

How to Break the Silent Treatment (Assuming You’re Not an Asshole Who Deserves It)

The Dark Power of ‘Is This Guy Bothering You?’

What’s in This?: Febreze

‘Shazam!’ and the Long-Gone Innocence of Superhero Movies