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Where Have All These Male True-Crime Stans Come From?

The genre used to mainly be for wine moms and weird chicks like me. But now, it's practically a sausage party.

How to Get Some Sleep in an Airport

Under the right circumstances, even the floor can be a welcome place to rest

The Unbelievable True Story of Bane the Nazi Hellhound, ‘Cornfed’ Schneider and the Dog-Mauling Case That Made Kimberly Guilfoyle Famous

A homemade shiv fashioned from a prison soup ladle and smuggled into court rectally is maybe the most normal part of this seemingly impossible tale

Why the ‘Bad Boys’ Movies Are Just Bad, a Foot-Copywriting Adventure and the Real Costs Behind $$$ Winter Jackets

Truth be told, I definitely liked the Bad Boys movies when I originally saw them 24 and 16 years ago. How could I not? They…

We Should All Be Tipping Our Favorite College Football Players Like Odell Beckham Jr.

After 170 Years, the ‘Sideways Asian Vagina’ Myth Still Won’t Go Away

Vodka Is the Only Drink

What Aaron Hernandez’s Documentarian Still Doesn’t Know About the NFL Star’s Life and Death

The ‘Bad Boys’ Movies Have Always Been Terrible

How to Maximize Your Odds of Winning a Raffle, According to a Mathematician

What Would Happen If America Reinstated the Draft?

What I Learned Trying to Copyright My Own Feet

Why Are Winter Jackets So Fucking Expensive?

Why Do Men Fetishize Skinny Women Who Are Big Eaters?

Nintendo Porn (Or, Porn on Your Nintendo), Life in the Luxury Box and Star Boxer Tyson Fury’s Masturbation Habits

What Is Thirst? A Neuroscientist Explains What’s Really Getting Turned On in Your Brain

In Defense of Timothée Chalamet’s Dirt ’Stache

Why Does My Dog Keep Randomly Flashing His Red Rocket?

Will Masturbating Seven Times a Day Really Increase Tyson Fury’s Testosterone?

Nothing Good Ever Happens in the Luxury Box

The Nintendo Die-Hards Watching Porn on the 3DS

How Long Would Your Money Last If You Buried It the Way People Do in Movies?

Eight Hours of Sleep Isn’t Right for Everyone, So Why Do We Keep Pushing That Number?

Frozen in Exile

Why CAPTCHA Is Crap, The Femme Fatale Doctor Who Screwed Over the Mob and Hollywood’s ‘Green Book’ Problem

Hollywood Thinks ‘Green Book’ Is All the Diversity It Needs

How Often Should I — And Joaquin Phoenix — Clean My Only Suit?

What Do I Do If I Get Really Sick on the Weekend but Don’t Want to Go to the ER?

What’s in This?: Taco Bell Fire Sauce

The People Who Won’t Shit When Their Significant Others Are Around

Letting Prisoners Vote Would Make America a Better Place

The Trailblazing Doctor Who Helped a Mob Boss Cheat Death — And Changed History

The Dark Side of CAPTCHA, Everyone’s Least-Favorite Security Tool

Sunday Reads: Death to Sit-Ups, Colonels on Col. Sanders and A Very Extensive Name Game

How Do I Show Dating-App Cougars I’m a Worthy Young Stud?

The Horniest NSFW Podcasts You Can Find

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Dieting

In Honor of Dump Month: Cinema’s Most Impressive Dumps

An Endearingly Earnest Chat With Three of Those Dudes Who Do the Light-Up Glove Hand-Dancing Thing for High People at EDM Shows

The Ultimate Guide to Lube — For Every Kind of Sex

The Instantly Gratifying Economics of Check-Cashing Businesses

This Student Makes His Rent Creating Spammy Porn Bots

Am I Legally Obligated to Show My Receipt When I Leave a Store?

Ranking Exercises by How Useful — Or Dangerous — They Are

Three Actual Military Colonels Debate Colonel Sanders’ Stolen Valor

This Is Not the Fight You’re Looking For

The Life and Times of Tonsillitis Jackson

Joe Serafini Is Much More Than ‘Gay Sharpay’

A Rickrolling Oral History, Harvey Weinstein’s Walker Bit and What’s Up with Ayn Rand Obsessed College Kids

What’s Up With Guys Becoming Obsessed With Ayn Rand in College?

For Sex Workers, a ‘Stripper Name’ Is Way More Than a Stereotype

How Bad Is It If I Reuse My Daily Disposable Contact Lenses?

Harvey Weinstein’s Walker Is a Symbol of How the Rich Play Innocent

Yes, We Should Be Medicating Sports Fans

Should You Be Concerned About Your Physical Health If You Can’t Remember the Last Time You Cried?

What Happens When You Don’t Own the Name That Made You Famous?

Larry David’s Fashion Hack Is Trickier Than It Sounds

An Oral History of Rickrolling

The Only Original 2020 Movies Worth Caring About, The 1-Percent’s Boat Whisperer and NSFW Video Game Mods

We Are Not in the Right Headspace for Facebook Friendiversaries

I’m Trying to Go From Zero to 100 Push-Ups in Two Months. Where Do I Start?

The Strange New World of NSFW Video Game Mods

The Guy Who Whispers to Poseidon and Saves the 1 Percent’s Yachts

Sex Workers Are the Ultimate Alchemists for Change

You Need to Watch Your Meat Die, You Carnivorous Monster

Do You Need Snacks for a Threesome?

The 10 Most Intriguing Movies of 2020 (That Aren’t Based on Anything)

People Who Change Their Last Name Because They Hate Their Father

The Case in Favor of the Straight-Guy Crop Top, Extreme Baby Naming and Tempe’s Mysterious Penis Man 

With ‘The Rise of Skywalker,’ C-3PO Is Still a Queer Icon

‘Penis Man’ Is the Banksy of the 2020s

When It Comes to Warming Up a Cold Car Before Driving It, Fathers Don’t Always Know Best

How to Do Video Conference Calls Without Screwing It Up for Everyone

It’s Time for Straight Guys to Discover the Crop Top Again

A Reminder to Hustle Porn Devotees: ‘Hustle’ Actually Means ‘Swindle’

Slayer, Striker, Shooter and the Rise of the Extreme Baby Boy Name

The Slow Horror of Climate Change Infertility

How the CIA, FBI and Secret Service Come Up With Their Code Names

New Year, New You, How TV’s Best Characters Got Their Names and TikTok’s Camp Pence

These War-Thirsty Chuds Have Critical Levels of Tiny Dick Energy

Do Spiders Feel Sad When I Destroy Their Webs?

What’s in This?: Melatonin Sleep Aids

How Much of My Personal Life Should I, an Average Guy, Really Share With My Coworkers?

The Crying in Iran Is Not a Sign of Weakness

Why Are the Bad Guys Always ‘Bodybuilders’?

How Trans Guys Choose Their New Names in a Post-‘Aiden’ World

Welcome to Mike Pence’s Gay Teen Summer Camp

How TV Comedy’s Funniest Characters Got Their Names

The Adventures of the Low-T.Rex: 2020 Visions

Sunday Reads: Already Forgotten New Year’s Resolutions, Suicide Hotline Masturbators and World War III Memes

I Found the Key to Sticking With My New Year’s Resolutions in Virtual Reality

How ‘Fast & Furious’ Became the Baldest Action Franchise of All Time

When It Comes to Treating Anxiety, Is There a Sensible Middle Ground Between ‘Hardcore Benzos’ and ‘Take a Relaxing Walk’?

Psychologists on How to Fill the Emptiness You Feel After Bingeing a Great Show

The Best Fuckin’ Movie Fucks Like, Fuckin’ Ever

A War Can Now Be Told in Memes

Real People Money Diaries: Personal Trainer

Should You Be Embarrassed to Confuse ‘Middle Eastern Food’ with ‘Mediterranean Food’?

Ranking Grains by How Healthy They Are

Men Are Scamming Crisis Hotlines to Masturbate on Calls