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The Case in Favor of the Straight-Guy Crop Top, Extreme Baby Naming and Tempe’s Mysterious Penis Man 

If I had a general life-wish for 2020, it’s that more straight men would discover the joy of the crop top.

It’s not that I’m super eager to see everyone’s abs or anything, it’s much more self-serving than that: Considering that half of my shirts are cropped — and because I’m, like, an “adult” with a “job” who doesn’t get to wear them very much — the more men who start wearing crop tops, the more crop tops become appropriate at the office, and the more I get to start utilizing more of my wardrobe.

See? It’s a win-win for everyone.

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