If I had a general life-wish for 2020, it’s that more straight men would discover the joy of the crop top.
It’s not that I’m super eager to see everyone’s abs or anything, it’s much more self-serving than that: Considering that half of my shirts are cropped — and because I’m, like, an “adult” with a “job” who doesn’t get to wear them very much — the more men who start wearing crop tops, the more crop tops become appropriate at the office, and the more I get to start utilizing more of my wardrobe.
See? It’s a win-win for everyone.
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Magdalene Taylor
Magdalene Taylor is a staff writer at MEL. She covers internet culture, sex and the online adult industry. She lives in Brooklyn but is from God's Country, Western Massachusetts.
