Instead of opting for a New Year’s resolution, I’ve decided on some vague, shall we say, goals for 2020. Like “read more books” and “spend less time mindlessly using my phone.” Considering I used my phone for just over seven hours on New Year’s Day — thanks for that info, Apple Screen Time 🙁 — I’m already a little bit off the pace. But, y’know, I’ll keep at it, because it’s probably the right thing for my mental health, and that’s really what resolutions, er, goals, should be about, right?
Must Read
Everything is Terrible…
MAGA Mark McGrath Reminds Us Smash Mouth Is on the Right Side of History
…Or Is It?
Should You Be Embarrassed to Confuse ‘Middle Eastern Food’ with ‘Mediterranean Food’?
I Figured Out How Far I Scrolled in a Year, and Now I Hate Myself
Quote of the Week
When the seminal anime Akira came out in 1988, the international cult hit about a dystopian Tokyo 31 years after a nuclear explosion had a profound impact on film and sci-fi — but its statement about male violence and societal despair is what rings most true at the dawn of 2020.
Tweet of the Week
Oh. This again. https://t.co/0lzItJS8e8
— MEL Magazine (@WeAreMel) January 3, 2020
From the Service Dept.
Psychologists on How to Fill the Emptiness You Feel After Binging A Great Show
But Don’t Just Take Our Word For It…
i appreciate you exploring both sides here, @DesiJed, but i will never stop thinking people who back into parking spaces are assholes https://t.co/0wJahduGWo
— michele (@inthefade) January 2, 2020
i am literally crying with laughter https://t.co/0ONO71SFMf pic.twitter.com/o3y8VabHWj
— slime puppy (@puppethusbandry) December 31, 2019
This is so great! The untold story of 1991 New Year's novelty glasses…https://t.co/gOxRbKtrLj
— Cody is Baby Yoda’s dad (@TVcody) December 30, 2019
“Convincing men that women can be their role models is part of a wider battle to persuade them that women are fully human.” THIS ARTICLE. so worth reading and thinking about and discussing with someone or ten someones. https://t.co/0H7PiCDzgt
— HeatherPowellBrowne (@fuelfriends) December 28, 2019