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The Lubricated Economics of Two-Drink Minimums

WHAT is the DEAL with comedy clubs forcing you to buy two drinks?

What It’s Like to Be a Son Who Takes Over the Family Business

‘Succession’ showed us the dysfunctional family dynamics of wealthy corporate types, but what about the small, blue-collar business passed down from father to son?

No One Makes Bad Action Movies Like Roland Emmerich

Watching ‘Midway’ is to be reminded that the ‘Independence Day’ director perfected a certain kind of junk-food blockbuster cinema — one that now feels poignantly passé in the Age of Marvel

Ranking Types of Tea by How Healthy They Are

Green? Chamomile? Lipton? Which will best help me achieve inner peace and tranquili-tea?

‘OK Boomer’ Isn’t Really About Age

An Oral History of LimeWire: The Little App That Changed the Music Industry Forever

Why My Dad Taught Me to Count Cash

Eat Your Heart Out: Chicken Tinola

The Twink Era Is Over. It’s Time for the Age of the Lank

The Guys Who Can’t Sleep Without a Shirt on Their Face

Why Do We Grunt When We Sit Down as We Get Older?

Are People Really Spitting During Sex as Much as Porn Wants Us to Think?

‘Doctor Sleep’ Wrestles With the Legacy of Our Bad Dad Jack Torrance

An Excruciating History of Macho Action Stars in Adorable Kids’ Movies

23AndMe: Not Even Once, Some Thoughts on Dr. Manhattan’s Dong and Why Twinks Are Out and ‘Lanks’ Are In

Doctor Manhattan Has the Most Debated Dick in Fandom

I Tried to Get My DNA Back From 23andMe. Here’s What Happened.

Errol Morris on Steve Bannon, What Your Urine Flow Says About Your Dick Size and a Review of the Fantastic ‘Marriage Story’

Does a Weak Pee Flow Really Mean You Have a Small Dick?

Why Are Sneakers So Fucking Expensive?

Mr. Toilet Wants to Save the World From Drowning in Shit

How Many Layers Do You Really Need to Run in Winter?

What to Eat Before Making a Big Decision

Talking to Men About Their Female Role Models Is Still Like Pulling Teeth

‘Marriage Story’ Is a Horror Movie About the Divorce-Industrial Complex

Errol Morris Will Tell You How Fascism Made Steve Bannon Even Richer

Why Are We So Obsessed With Backpacks? Blame the Gig Economy.

Why We Can’t Stop Making Parodies of ‘Deliverance,’ A Cultural History of the Marlboro Man and Keanu Reeves Does it Again

Will Keanu Ever Stop Flexing on Every Other Dude in Hollywood?

Why Do Dogs Hump Everything?

The Power of the Head Nod Between Brothers

What Expensive Men’s Haircuts Are Really Selling You

A Gentleman’s Guide to Adventuring Alone

Home Depot Memes Prove Gen Z and Boomers Can Find Common Ground After All

An Unfiltered Oral History of the Marlboro Man

It’s Time to Celebrate Male Bush and End the Pube Shaming

The Male Rape Scene in ‘Deliverance’ Was So Jarring, It Gave Us a Half Century of Jokes

Life as a Father of an Autistic Child, the Guys Hopelessly Addicted to Soda and the Tale of a Charlie XCX-Signed Douche

I’m the Fan Who Got Charli XCX to Sign His Douche. Now the Internet Hates Me.

A Cuckold in North Carolina Sued His Wife’s Boyfriend. After Two Years in Court, He Won.

Soda Addiction Is Real, and These Guys Will Tell You Why It’s So Hard to Quit

Why These Survivors Hold On to Their ‘Rape Clothes’

Are You Really Super Busy, Or Are You Just Super Disorganized?

What’s in This?: Shampoo

‘His Dark Materials’ Will Not Be the New ‘Game of Thrones.’ That’s a Good Thing.

What It’s Like to Be the Father of a Child With Autism

These Guys Are Collecting Your Expired Credit Cards

Sunday Reads: The Infamous Suicide Bridge, Lizardman Finances and Kanye as a NoFap Leader

I Tried an Exfoliating Foot Peel to Transform My Feet, and It Was One the Grossest Things I’ve Ever Done

If Squirting Is Mostly Pee, What Do Dudes Really Think of It?

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Tequila

Why the Darkest — And Funniest — Dark Comedies Are Coming From New Zealand

What I’ve Kinda, Sorta Learned Posting Depression Memes for a Living

How Much Can You Trust an Endorsement From Another Director?

Inside the X-Rated Video Games Advertised on Porn Sites

Is an Affair With My Hot Step-Sister a Bad Idea?

In ‘Terminator: Dark Fate,’ the Future Is Female

I Bought a Water Pick. Can I Quit Flossing Forever?

Guys Want to Look Less Invisible, So Menswear Gave Us Tiny Animal Prints

We Need More Chill TV

How Bad Is It to Eat Gum From a 30-Year-Old Pack of Baseball Cards?

‘The Irishman’ Proves Old Scorsese Is the Best Scorsese

Toward a Unified Theory of Mark Zuckerberg’s Haircut

Yes, Kanye’s New ‘Bootleg’ Merch Is Ugly. It’s Also Brilliant.

The State of Male Witchcraft: The Modern Witch

I Got Hexed by a Witch. How Do I Break the Curse?

The State of Male Witchcraft, The Untold Story of the Dancing Pumpkin Man and Gay M&M’s: A MEL Halloween Spooktacular

A Modest Proposal: If More Than Half a Movie Franchise Sucks, Stop Making It

The Worst Treats People Actually Got on Halloween Are Legit Horrifying

What’s in This?: Balls

Ranking All Kinds of Gourds by How Healthy They Are

Real People Money Diaries: Making Ends Meet as a Lizardman

We Just Can’t Stop Screaming at Pro Athletes About Fantasy Sports

Memes Are Keeping the Jeffrey Epstein Story Alive

The Untold Story of the Dancing Pumpkin Man

NoFappers 4 Kanye, CliffsNotes for Prestige TV and the Problem With a Lack of Morning Wood

The State of Male Witchcraft: The Elder Witch

‘Halloweentown’ Made Sexy Incels a Halloween Tradition

Why Are High-End Gyms That Much More Expensive Than Budget Ones?

Should You Be Worried If You Don’t Get Morning Wood Anymore?

What’s in This?: Liver

Best Performances by Candy in a Major Motion Picture

What Happens When Professors See Their Students on Dating Apps?

Kanye West Is a NoFap Hero

Finding My Zen With the Angriest Gamer on YouTube

Everyone’s Secretly Cheating Their Way Through Prestige TV

Magic, Mischief and Beef (Hearts), It’s What’s for Dinner

The Oh-So-Sweet History of Gay M&M’s

A Gen Z Wunderkind Ushers In the Future of Magic — With Old-School Tricks

Gender Is the Ghost That Haunts Us All

The State of Male Witchcraft: The Online Witch

The Dudes Who Spend All Year on Their Halloween Costumes

What’s in This?: Heart

A Messy History of Egging and Toilet-Papering Houses

Do I Really Need to Wash My Car During the Freezing-Cold Winter?

Saving Lives at the Edge of the Bridge of Death

All the Reasons ‘Monster Mash’ is Actually a Graveyard Smash, Booing For Our Freedom and An Intro to Male Witches

Who’s Still Wearing Basketball Shorts Under Jeans?

Booing Is the Purest Form of Democracy

‘Monster Mash’ Was a Novelty Joke. It’s Also a Perfect Song.