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Life as a Father of an Autistic Child, the Guys Hopelessly Addicted to Soda and the Tale of a Charlie XCX-Signed Douche

I didn’t think it was possible to be cripplingly addicted to soda, but then I was told a story by a friend (who shall remain nameless) about how he used to bring a pair of two-liter bottles of Coca-Cola to class with him in high school — one for his morning classes, and one for after lunch, natch — and now, I don’t question anything.

Sugar is a helluva drug.

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Don’t Cuck Me, Bro

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Addicted to Soda

No one would confuse soda with opiates when it comes to addiction. But perhaps they should, considering that even after pre-diabetes, a mouth full of cavities, a swelling gut and a decline in health, some people still can’t stop chugging the sweet stuff. Here’s a number of soda addicts reflecting on why it’s so hard for them to quit.

Put Down the Scissors

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Super Busy, or Super Disorganized?

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And Now, A Tale About Charlie XCX Signing a Douche

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