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The True Story of the British Grandpas Who Knocked Off One of London’s Biggest Vaults (And Then Screwed Everything Up)

In his new book ‘The Last Job,’ ‘New York Times’ reporter Dan Bilefsky looks back at one of the greatest (and most unlikely) crimes of the 21st century

What’s in This?: Jellyfish

Like you’ve never wondered what’s inside a creature that eats, shits and cums using the same hole

Scorching Hot Summer Take: Getting Sandy Is Awesome, So Stop Complaining

‘Oh, I love the beach, I only hate getting sandy.’ Then guess what, asshole? You can pack up that big umbrella and go to fuckin’ Maine

Is Squinting Through My Garbage $3 Sunglasses Hurting My Eyes?

A shady guide to not burning your eyeballs right out of their sockets

The Rise and Fall of Oakley Sunglasses, The Last of the Sandcastle Kings and More from Our Gigantic Summer Package

A Guide to All the Travel Startups Offering ‘Surprise Vacations’

Was the Horny, Hard-Partying Mayhem of ’80s Comedy Worth the Price?

If You Like Summer Penis, You’ll Love Vacation Penis

When You’re a Sandcastle King, the Summer Never Ends

Spending at Least One Vacation Day Doing Absolutely Nothing Is Peak Relaxation

A Wet and Wild Cultural History of the Swim-Up Pool Bar

What’s in This?: Margarita Mix

Scorching Hot Summer Take: We Need to Retire the Phrase ‘I Need a Vacation From My Vacation’

Is It Ever Worth Volunteering to Get Bumped From Your Flight?

An Oral History of Oakleys, the Most Badass Sunglasses of the 1990s

Sunday Reads: The Other LGBT-Rights Riot, ‘Chernobyl’ Memes and the Men Who Can’t Stop Stockpiling Guns

The Adventures of the Low-T.Rex: A Warm Place

What the F*ck Is Up With All These Sweary F*cking Book Titles?

Facebook Knows You’ll Get Sick If You Love God

The Most Frightening Thing About Chucky Is What a Needy Little Shit He Is

How Your Partner Really Wants You to Play With Their Hair in Bed

Every ‘Toy Story’ Movie Is Really About Death

What to Do When Your Magical Wedding Day Turns to Crap

I’m Terrified of Rejection. How Do I Flirt With Women Without Pressuring Them?

This Guy Put His Junk in a Dyson Airblade and Lived to Tell the Tale

‘Chernobyl’ Memes Are Disturbing. They’re Also a Great History Lesson.

Why Some Dudes Look Really Old When They’re Barely Middle Aged

Why Do Rich People Love to Spend a Fortune on Bones?

Are Sex Acts Like the ‘Dirty Sanchez’ and ‘Blumpkin’ Real?

I Got My Ass Kicked by Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s Personal Trainer

This Is What Happened When I Tried to Bully My Plant to Death

Ranking Sugars By How (Un)Healthy They Are

Synthol Hulks Going Viral, ‘My Wife Is My Hero’ Guy and Remembering the Compton’s Cafeteria Riots

Is Investing in Expensive Luggage Worth It?

Three Years Before Stonewall, There Was the Compton’s Cafeteria Riot in San Francisco

These Mechanics Still Swear by GOOP. No, Not the Gwyneth Paltrow Crap.

A Fully Loaded Cultural History of Stockpiling Guns

Most Crosswalk Buttons Do Absolutely Nothing, and the World Is a Desolate Lie

Inside Synthol Nation, Where Fake Swole Is the Goal

The Strange Phenomenon of the ‘Hero Wife’

The Gay Frat Brothers Who Become Everyone’s Stylist

NoFappers and Their Dick Chastity Cages, Justice for Chronic Coughers and RIP, r/NBAStreams

Why the Death of r/NBAstreams Hurts So Bad

The Strange Sexual Politics of Words With Friends

Three Menswear Experts Explain Why Men Are So Afraid of Changing Their Style

Do I Really Need to Drink Water When I Work Out?

The Women of FIRE Are Blazing Their Own Trail in Early Retirement

The Plight of Guys (Like Me) Who Can’t Stop Coughing

It’s Time We Appreciated Kevin Jonas’ DILF Hotness

Deprogramming the Cult of the Workplace Personality Test

The Compulsive Masturbators Trying to Cure Themselves With Chastity Cages

The Case for Clinging to Cable, The ‘Identity Shirt’ Trend and Veterinarians’ Anti-Vaxx Problem

Does Dude-ifying the OB/GYN Office Actually Help Prepare Men for Fatherhood?

The Anti-Vaxx Movement Is Creeping Into Veterinary Clinics, Threatening Your Pets — and You

Why Is There a Viral Shirt for Every Type of Guy?

How to Annihilate Your IRL Junk Mail and Save the Planet

What to Do When Your Airbnb Is a Bigger Shithole Than You Thought

While You Weren’t Looking, Nerf Guns Got Terrifyingly Militaristic

Will an Unwashed Car Really Destroy Your Paint Job?

What to Do When Your Kids Find Your Homemade Porn

Everyone’s Becoming a Cord-Cutter — But I’m Clinging to Mine for Dear Life

The Sunday Grocery-Shopping Hellscape, Poz Dads on Parenting with HIV and the Youths Bringing Back CDs

The Youths Are Bringing CDs Back

Sunday Reads: Celebrating Dad Rock, Men’s Guide to Abortion and Horny Socialists

What’s in This?: Weed Killer

The Guys Who Risk It All to Blow-Dry Their Junk

Why You Should Tip With Cash — And Only Cash

Grocery Shopping on Sunday Is the Most Extreme Part of Adulthood

‘Brunchables’ by Lunchables, Reviewed by 8 Adult Degenerates

The Impossible Perfection (and Utterly Problematic Nature) of Shaft

The Number of Middle-School Athletes Dying of Sudden Cardiac Arrest Is Increasing

My Life as a Dad With HIV

The Adventures of the Low-T.Rex: Worst Nightmare

The Biggest Shithead Fathers Ever Captured on Film

How These Dads Convinced Me Fatherhood Won’t Ruin My Life

All That Bubble Tea Is Clogging Up Your Colon

How to Curb Your Weed Intake, Like, for Really Reals This Time

‘Men in Black: International’ and the Zombie Franchises That Won’t Die

Ranking Brunch Dishes by How Healthy They Are

Was It Really Good Sex If Neither of You Broke a Sweat?

‘I Was a 30-Year-Old Loser Addicted to Poker’

I Want to Have Children, but My Partner Isn’t Ready. What Should I Do?

The Guys Who Still Rollerblade Are Having Way More Fun Than You

Three Men Whose Excessive Sweating Ruined Their Lives

You Love — And Hate — To See It

The Lamb Chops My Dad Hated but Always Wanted Me to Order Anyway

Actually, Air Bud Sucks at Basketball

Is Shaft Still the Icon of Blackness He Used to Be?: A Roundtable

Men Whose Wives Died During Childbirth, The Incredibly Dumb Raptors/Monster Energy Lawsuit and a Spirited Defense of ‘Dad Rock’

Leave ‘Dad Rock’ Alone

The Guys Who Use Snap Streaks to Keep Their Friendships Alive

Can You Drink Your Own Sweat?

The Joys — and Pains — of ‘Living Apart Together’

What to Do When You’re the Sweaty-Handshake Dude

Forget the Warriors. Raptors vs. Monster Energy Is the Finals’ Real Matchup

I Started An Online Support Group for Men Who Can’t Get Rid of Their T-Shirts

I Hated My Dad’s Korean-Style Asado So Much I Went on Yelp to Shit-Talk It

The Men Who Lost Their Wives During Childbirth

What Male Experiences Can Teach Us About Abortion, The Rise of the ‘Lurksta’ Instagram Account and the ‘Clean Your Room’ Grift

The Socialist Dating Scene, Strip Club Mondays and the Juggalo Clowns Taking Over TikTok