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Will I get swept out to sea? Will a runaway beach umbrella impale my sternum? Will a hermit crab crawl into my butthole?
Ahh, another beach day done. Time to head home and spend three hours picking sand out of my anus
So your buds drew a dick on your forehead with sunblock while you were napping. What now?