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The Paranoid Man’s Guide to Falling Asleep at the Beach
Will I get swept out to sea? Will a runaway beach umbrella impale my sternum? Will a hermit crab crawl into my butthole?
How to Get Sand Out of Virtually Everything
Ahh, another beach day done. Time to head home and spend three hours picking sand out of my anus
How to Get Rid of All Your Crappy Tan Lines
So your buds drew a dick on your forehead with sunblock while you were napping. What now?