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NoFappers and Their Dick Chastity Cages, Justice for Chronic Coughers and RIP, r/NBAStreams

As a subscriber to a different sports-streaming subreddit (no names to protect its identity), it really gets my goat watching the NBA ruthlessly crush the hopes and dreams of NBA buffs forced to pirate games by the league’s insane blackout rules. If NBA Commissioner Adam Silver hates fans watching, discussing and sharing the NBA’s content so much, why not take the next (il)logical step and delete League Pass, or heck, cut out TV entirely?

Follow my logic: If more access begets more fans, and more fans begets more money in the league’s coffers, shouldn’t they encourage streaming, at least among those affected by blackouts? I mean, I never took economics but that’s how it works, no?

I guess a bird in the hand is worth more than two in the bush, eh, Silver?

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