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Does Chlorine Kill Coronavirus?

You might not catch COVID-19 from swimming, but a pool party is still super risky

The Ultimate Summer Movie Guide, the Sweet, Sweet Taste of Sweat and Grilling with Soda

Memorial Day weekend is supposed to kick off summer in most Americans’ minds, but fuck it, the way things are going, we might as well…

Get Your Head Right: An Unapologetic Conversation About Black Mental Health with Dr. Rheeda Walker

The University of Houston psychologist has dedicated her career to studying depression and suicide in the Black community, and now she’s written a new book about that helps us confront those issues head-on

Quarantine Has Confirmed Network TV is the Worst Way to Watch Movies — But Also Kind of the Best

It’s a truly terrible way to watch a classic film, but not a bad way to have a communal experience in lockdown

Gary Lutz, the Eternal Writer’s Writer, Steps into His Legacy

Michael J. Fox’s First Act Wasn’t as Important as His Second

I Wore A Nightly Butt Mask to Achieve the Firmest, Most Supple Ass Possible

Will Drinking Alcohol Make Me Less of a Mosquito Magnet?

How to Grow Fruits and Vegetables Inside Your Apartment

All the Reasons Why Day-Drinking Is Better Indoors Than Outdoors

How Often Can I Eat Potato Chips?

Is Lecithin Really the ‘Holy Grail’ of Semen Boosters?

What I’ve Learned About Self-Esteem by Letting 2 Million People Roast Each Other on the Internet

Bikini Baristas Are Quickly Becoming Big NSFW Stars Online

The Grownups Who Never Saw ‘E.T.’ Because E.T. Freaked Them Out

Everything You Need for an Epic Outdoor Movie Night

What It Would Taste Like to Actually Eat Ass

Why Does My Butt Sweat So Much During the Summer?

The Surprisingly Tasty Art of Cooking With Soda

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Grilling

I Can’t Stop Falling for Men in Masks

Your Sangria Sucks So Much

On Zoom, Partners Meet the Parents — Without Any of the Pressure

How to Get the ‘Rock-a-Doodle’ Rooster’s Goddamn Majestic Upper Body

For-Profit Hospices Make $20B a Year. But Is the Care Worth the Price?

A Salute to the Songs of the Summer That Came From Big Summer Movies

Why ‘Bitter Sweet Symphony’ Keeps Hitting

I Spent a Week Using an 85-Year-Old Sears Catalog as Toilet Paper

The Liquid Economics of Craft Breweries

Which Brand of Chips Is the Healthiest (Or, Rather, the Least Unhealthy)?

‘The Trip to Greece’ Is the Final Chapter in a Great Platonic Male Love Story

Will the Fauxcest Bubble Ever Burst?

The Absolute Masochists Who Love Drinking Flat Soda

The Plant Thots Are Stalking Your Instagram Feed

The Guys Who Got Dumped for Their Dick Size

America Is Officially in ‘Fuck It’ Mode

The Fine-Dining Apocalypse Is Here. Should We Care?

Investigating Pasqually’s Pizza, Why Hotel A/C Just Hits Different and Monogomy, So Hot Right Now, Monogomy

Fun, Free (If Perhaps Useless) Skills You Can Learn Online

DIY Therapy: The Mental Health ‘Homework’ That Will Help Manage Your Coronavirus Stress

A Meat Lover’s Guide to Buying Meat Online

What’s the Perfect Number of People for a Digital Happy Hour?

The ‘Pick Me Gays’ Are Here to Gas Up Problematic Faves

Why Was Summer Camp Sex So Hot?

The YouTube Shoe Truther Taking Apart Everything Hypebeasts Hold Dear

I Drove Two Hours to See if ‘Pasqually’s Pizza’ Is Really Any Different From Chuck E. Cheese’s

Has Coronavirus Made Monogamy Interesting Again?

‘The Lovebirds’ Is What Happens When Smart Actors Get Stuck in a Dumb Movie

How Gamblers Found a Conscience and Stopped Betting on the Coronavirus Death Toll

Life Will Now Be Alphabetized Like in First Grade

Scenes From the Pandemic Summer of 1918

It’s Just as Effective to Wash Your Clothes by Hand

Why Hotel Air Conditioners Hit Different

The Truth About Why Sunglasses Are So Frickin’ Expensive

Sweat: It’s What’s for Dinner, the Future of Office Cubicles and Mike Tyson, the Boxer (Again)

Why Is Everyone Telling the Same Coronavirus Jokes?

Why Can’t I Orgasm on Viagra or Cialis?

‘These Ain’t Your Daddy’s Cubicles’: Say Hello to the Post-COVID Office

‘Outer Banks’ Is Giving Teens the Summer They Can’t Have in Quarantine

Sweat Is Delicious

These Five Geniuses Turned Their Backyards Into Putt-Putt Golf Courses

Medicare for All Could Save Companies Millions. So Why Don’t CEOs Support It?

Apple’s Very Bad Vibrations, A Chat with Florida’s Grim Reaper and Military-Grade Marketing B.S.

In ‘I Love Everything,’ Patton Oswalt Is Ready to Get Happy

Can You Still Take a Punch to the Face at 60 Like You Could at 25?

The Best Mini Grills for Your Small Space

My Dad Has a Beer Belly — Am I Doomed to Get One Too?

Crashing Ice Cube’s Listening Party for ‘AmeriKKKa’s Most Wanted’

America Has a Child Care Crisis. Will COVID Finally Be Our Wake-Up Call?

‘Military Grade’ Is Just Military-Grade Marketing Bullshit

Pop Music Prepared Us for This Bummer Summer

In the Craigslist Free Section, Humanity Eclipses Any Plague

Florida’s Famous Grim Reaper Is Fighting for Your Life

Donated Plasma Could Be a ‘Liquid Gold’ Treatment for Coronavirus. So Why Can’t Anyone Get It?

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Is There a Better Alarm Sound Than Apple’s Terrifying ‘Radar’?

An Influencer’s Guide to Making a Summery Instagram From Quarantine

What’s in IttiBitz, the Off-Brand Dippin’ Dots You Can Actually Get at the Store?

How Long Should I Be Brushing My Teeth For?

Sunday Reads: Karen’s Husband Greg, Black-Market Antibody Tests and RIP Fred Willard and Lynn Shelton

Best Care Anywhere: A Patient’s Guide to TV Hospitals

Men Share Their Biggest Fears About Returning to ‘Normal Life’

The Battle of the ‘Sopranos’ Podcasts

‘Kokomo’ Is Still the Worst Summer Song Ever

The Eerie Literature of the Slow Apocalypse

Why Did Our Grandmas Have an Endless Supply of Strawberry Hard Candy?

Lynn Shelton’s ‘Humpday’ Is Still the Greatest Bromance Ever Made

Should You Be Putting Sunscreen on Your Pets?

Fred Willard’s ‘Fernwood 2 Night’ Performance Introduced a Unique Comic Genius

Sex After a Vasectomy Can Actually Be a Cut Above the Rest

The 2002 ‘Scooby-Doo’ Movie Is Good, Actually

How Long Does a Tan Last, and, Uh, Where Does It Go?

Three Vegetarian Chefs Tell Us How They’d Eat Groot

Where to Stream the TV Shows You Grew Up With and Rewatch Your Childhood

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Screen Time

Is There Anything Wrong With Plastic Bottle Liquor?

How to Keep Your Weed Stash Fresh

The Unappreciated Big Dick Energy of Shaggy From ‘Scooby-Doo’

Hustling in the Underworld of Black-Market Antibody Tests

Actually Ripping Ass Is as Rare as It Is Painful

He Was Convicted of Murdering Michael Jordan’s Dad. But Did He Really Pull the Trigger?