Not sure if you knew this, but Brian VanHooker adores pizza. I mean, the dude actually ate 40 pizzas in 30 days, for chrissakes, unlike some other bullshit artist. He loves it so much, in fact, that he hates to see its good name besmirched by liars and charlatans (see above bullshit artist). In that respect, he’s what you might call a pizza truther: What’s real? What’s fake? What’s corporate flimflam?
So you think Chuck E. Cheese’s, purveyors of skeeball, the occasional sweaty pizza and a whole lotta nightmares is going to sneak a fast one by this man with their new “Pasqually’s Pizza” BS?
.@BVHooker will stop at nothing for pizza journalism https://t.co/ArqabU5lVN
— MEL Magazine (@WeAreMel) May 20, 2020
Think again, Chuck. Think again.
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Jeff Gross is MEL’s senior editor for social media and content marketing. His daily ICYMI column, which chronicles all things meta on the site, is the quickest way to catch up on MEL, and the funniest thing you’ll read all day. Follow him on Twitter.
