Hey! Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
Actually that’s wrong. That’s not the most annoying sound in the world. This is:
Apple is so very evil for making “radar” the default alarm ringtone, a sound so incredibly anxiety-inducing I’m getting the shakes just thinking about it, especially when you consider that
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