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How Does Baby-Making Work in Whoville? An Investigation
The Whos’ procreation process is a confusing, potentially supernatural experience that bears no resemblance to anything on Earth
The Moon Is Responsible for Giant Sea Farts
Changes in the tide cause the ocean floor to rip massive amounts of methane
Why Am I So Freaking Itchy When I Get Out of the Shower?
The problem is twofold: I’m a wimp, and I refuse to give up hot showers
Three Guys on What It’s Like to Be a Mall Santa Elf
Impatient parents, kids freaking out, non-stop Christmas music — it’s enough to ruin anyone’s elf-esteem
