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Ribbons Can Go Fuck Themselves

What, the festive wrapping paper wasn’t enough? Eat shit, you plastic garbage

The Glorious Luxury of the Second (and Third) Freezer

The ‘garage fridge’ is the ultimate suburban dream. But is it really necessary? For the modern Mr. Freezes ready to ride out the pandemic winter with hundreds of frozen pizzas in tow, hell yes

All Singles Are Currently Stuck in the ‘Talking Stage’

Dating in quarantine feels like an endless hellscape because we can’t stop ‘talking’

The Guys Making Porn as Exercise Motivation

Most people turn to OnlyFans for the money or exhibitionistic thrill — but these guys wanna use it as motivation to get yolked