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Lillian Stone

Lillian Stone is a freelance humor writer and reporter. She has two thoughtless little dogs and writes jokes from her Chicago apartment where the theme is Grey Gardens, But Sexy.


The Gassy Queens of OnlyFans

Fart connoisseurs pay big bucks to watch their dream women break hearts and break wind

The Ravenous Science of the Post-Sex Munchies

I just wanted a glass of water — but he craved a calorie-laden Burger King binge. What the heck does Business Time do to the human stomach?

You’re Gonna Want to Sit Down for This

The MEL guide to face-sitting, femdom and not suffocating your partner (for too long, at least)