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Lillian Stone

Lillian Stone is a freelance humor writer and reporter. She has two thoughtless little dogs and writes jokes from her Chicago apartment where the theme is Grey Gardens, But Sexy.


The Cold, Hard Truth About Icing Your Balls for Testosterone Gains

Across YouTube, influencers claim that icing their testicles boosts their testosterone and sperm count. Experts, however, aren’t so sure

Foul Bachelorette Frog Was the Patron Saint of Disgusting Women

She throws her dirty dishes in the trash. She sniffs her fingers after she scratches her butt. She bites the hair off her areolas. She is the Foul Bachelorette Frog, and for a few years in the mid-aughts, she served as a revolutionary window into the secret habits of womankind

Love Me, Feed Me, Never Leave Me: The Strange Saga of the World’s Greatest Garfield Restaurateur

Nathen Mazri was at the top of the licensing business with his Garfield-themed lasagna restaurant, GarfieldEATS. Then corporations, copyright laws and an army of online trolls tried to take him down. Still, the Garfield King vows that he will rise again