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How to Prepare Your Body for a Grueling Snow-Shoveling Session

Shoveling snow is as much of a workout as lifting weights. Who knew?

How Full Can I Get and Still Have a Good Workout?

There are benefits and risks to exercising on an empty stomach. But what about exercising while full? I braved a burger-and-fries-fueled workout and lived to tell the cautionary tale

Trekking Through the Ingredients in Arby’s Meat Mountain

All 120-ish ingredients in this flesh pile, explained (yep, even sodium aluminum sulfate)

At What Point Is a Dildo Too Big?

This story was inspired by the 23-inch dong doctors recently pulled from some dude's asshole. You're welcome.

The Unending Necessity of Crypto Payments for Sex Workers

The Far Right Is Grasping at Fringe Jill Biden Conspiracies

Martinelli’s Apple Juice Is a Shot of Joy in a Sad World

Why Was Johnny Bravo So Catastrophically Horny?

The Worst Golden Globe Nomination Every Year for the Past Two Decades

The ‘Penis Music’ Meme Is Beautifully Absurd and 100% Penis-Free

Why Are Earmuffs So Ugly?

Can You Wear a T-Shirt With a Blazer Without Looking Like a 1980s Time Traveler?

The Frog Jump Exercise Is the Plyo Workout to Try at Home

What’s in Ice Melters, and How Do They Work?

My Afternoon With Dr. Don, the Male-Spanking Therapist

Does Hotboxing Actually Get You Higher?

Daft Punk Is Gone, but the Daft Punk Guy Will Rave Forever

Why Fragile Masculinity Turns Men Into Monsters

There’s a Snitch in Every Group Chat

/OurGuys/: The Code Word That Rallies White Supremacists Hiding in Plain Sight

‘Real Housewives’ Are OnlyFans’ Biggest Celebrity Letdown

Is a Smart Mask Really Worth the Price?

Can Ayurvedic Medicine Really Enlarge Your Penis?

Turns Out You Can’t Always Blame Anxiety and Depression on Your Childhood

Just Being Male Is Biologically Aging You

Fact-Checking All the Health Advice You Got From Youth Sports

Can I Make My Dog a Birthday Cake, or Will It Hurt Him?

Our Government Is Broken. This Botanist Thinks Plants May Possess the Answers to Fix It

The ‘Mortal Kombat’ Song Is a 1-2 Punch of ’90s Music History

COVID-19 Might Make Your Sperm Not Work, But Zinc Could Fix It

A Line-by-Line Analysis of ‘Welcome to the Cum Zone,’ a Horny Techno-Metal Masterpiece

What’s in This?: Dr. Pepper

The ‘​Conjuring’ ​Movies Are Hollywood’s Most Underrated Franchise

Three Urologists Size Up ‘Big Dick Energy’

35 Years Later, the ‘Pretty in Pink’ Soundtrack Is John Hughes’ Greatest Gift to Teens

What Playing as Luigi in Mario Kart Says About You (and Joe Biden)

The Legend of ‘Hogans,’ the Perfect Boob Word That Disappeared

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Molly

Stoner Women Can Smoke Your Man Lungs Under the Table, Brah

Is It Safe to Mix Adderall and Alcohol?

The Vicious Cycle of Peloton ‘Flame Wars’

In Cold Blood: The Icy Rise of Snow-Shoveling Murders

The Subversive Symbolism of Minari’s Red Hat

An Oral History of Kermit in the Gulag

The Alternate ‘Titanic’ Ending Is a Good Reminder How Hard It Is to Stick the Landing

The Wildest Things I’ve Witnessed Cleaning the Dorms for a Top Ten Party School

‘Redwall’ Still Has the Best Food Porn Ever Written

The Plastic-Bottle, No-Marketing Economics of Bottom-Shelf Booze

Sorry, Titty-Shrinking Exercises Won’t Save You From Your Man Boobs

My Thick and Creamy Search for the Best Greek Yogurt

Ted Cruz: Whose Man Is This?

‘No Seat at the Party’: Why Privileged White Men Get Sucked Into the Cult of Victimhood

We’re All Dressing Like ‘Ugly Betty’ Now

The Art of War in the So-Called Antifa Sex Army

Do You Know the Queen of OG Movie Sleaze?

‘Little Joe Sure Can Sing!’: Joe Pesci’s Forgotten Musical Debut

Daydreaming of Hawaii and the Perfect Mai Tai

Cock Vore Porn and the Consumptive Power of Horniness

If You’re Not Exercising This Tiny Nerve, You’re Working Out All Wrong

Your Nap Habit Might Be Genetic

12 Houseplants That Can Kill Your Dog — or at Least Make Them Really, Really Sick

Who’s Getting Head With a Condom On?

Rush Limbaugh Embodied the Right’s Daddy Complex

MMA’s Most Notorious Referee Wants a Second Chance

The Trickle-Down Misogyny of Congress

Posting Your Sexy Vintage Parents Is a New Rite of Passage

Sorry, Country Radio — Queer Country Music Fans Exist

Retro Library Music Is the Best Productivity Soundtrack

The Stomach-Turning Science of a Food Hangover

You’re Burned Out, and Your B.O. Can Prove It

Why This Guy Owns 9 Fleshlights and Counting

Does Coffee Actually Make Your Boobs Smaller?

Why Women Love to Wear Men’s Deodorant

The Mall Magic of the Mrs. Fields Cookie

We Don’t Understand How Dangerous the Manosphere Truly Is

The New Wave of Bro Art Is Here: Pop Culture Villains Having Epic Boys’ Nights

The $65 Million Art Heist That Put ‘Ocean’s Eleven’ to Shame

The Paypigs Spending Their Stimulus Checks on Findommes

Animal Cyborg Peeping Toms Are the Incredible Future of Nature Documentaries

People Love Phil Collins’ ‘Tarzan’ Soundtrack Now. They Didn’t Back Then.

Want a Longer, Healthier Life? Fill Your Body With *Checks Notes* Hookworms!

Why Does the Devil’s Threesome Seem So Much Less Common?

Can Gen Z Democratize Skin Care?

Are Trail Shoes Any Better Than Normal Running Shoes?

Should I Be Doing the Ski Jump Exercise Even if I Never, Ever Plan on Doing an Actual Ski Jump?

The World’s First Dick-Pic Researcher

Why Are Far-Right Extremists Wearing a Palestinian Headdress?

The ‘Sportsball Guy’ Is the Last Relic of the Cringe Internet

The Hyper-Masculine Story of How Pink Developed a Dark Side

The Hidden Economic Miracle of Taco Bell’s Menu

What to Do About That Pimple on Your Penis

What Should You Wear to a Zoom Interview?

How Damaging Is Having a Really Stupid Email Address?

The Toe Shoe Is Sprinting Back Into Style

Why More Sex Isn’t the Key to Marital Bliss

What to Do If Your Dog Is Stronger Than You

Every U.S. President’s First Pitch, Ranked

John Cusack Was Once King of the Romantic Comedy Because He Was All Wrong for the Role

The Wonderful World of Detachable Penises

Your Dick Isn’t a Muscle. So How Come You Can Flex It?