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Pieces of Advice We Got This Year That We Haven’t Been Able to Shake

House slippers are everything. Showering is best when it’s done with an orange. And oh, it’s possible to shrink the amount of your semen.

I’m Not Ready to Laugh About the Bush Years

Plus some other random thoughts about ‘Vice’

The State of the Male Gaze

Is it the Female Gaze now? Or the Queer Gaze? Or is it such a relic of the past that it’s impossible to reimagine?

There’s No More Perfect Capricorn Than Jesus

From the heavens? Check. Associated with a father figure? Check. Has something to do with God? Triple check.

23 Things I Learned About Christmas (and You Should Know, Too) Just From Reading This Site

Vince McMahon’s Grinch-Like Christmas Takeover of Professional Wrestling

How Not to @ Her, Life as a Male Dom in the All-Female BDSM Industry and the Ol’ Hands-Down-the-Pants Sleep Trick

The Art and Magic of Wintertime Boozing

The Baller Priests and Pastors of Instagram

Movies On, In and Under the Water

‘Welcome to Marwen’ and the Emptiness of Robert Zemeckis’ Feel-Good Films

A Gentleman’s Guide on How Not to @ Her

The Best Part About ‘Bumblebee’ Is That Michael Bay Didn’t Make It

Ivanka Trump’s Psychopath Stalker Came After Me. Now I’m Fighting to Change the Law

‘Aquaman’ and the Downside to Goofy Superhero Movies

I’m the Only Male Dom at An All-Female BDSM Dungeon

Pick a Fight With Your Family Now. They’ll Thank You on Christmas.

How Can I, an Average Guy Who’s Really In Love, Make Sure I Don’t Become One of Those Couples That Annoy the Shit Out of Everybody?

Why Putting Your Hands Down Your Pants Helps You Fall Asleep

The Forgotten Killer Santa Movie That Terrified a Nation

These Fantasy Football Fanatics Can’t Quit the Game Even Though It’s Making Them Miserable

Blood, Semen, Poop and Whale’s Ass Are the Scents Your Partner Really Wants for Christmas

NoFapping the Way to Masculine Nirvana, the Power of Dining Solo and When Your Girl Miss that Dick

The Men Who Got Vasectomies to End Their Genetic Line

What Happens If You Fall Asleep With a Used Condom On?

What Happens When It’s 5 Days Before Christmas and Your Tree Looks Like Shit

What She Means When She Says She’s Missing Your Dick

Going Out to Eat Alone Is a Power Move

The Cult of ‘Semen Retention’

What’s On This?: Cash

Until Women See Pay-Gap Justice, Is It Our Duty as Men to Pay for Dates?

Real-Life Grinches, Erotic Hypnotism and the One Stove-Top Burner to Rule Them All

Do People Still Love Their Tattoos When They Hit Middle Age?

FYI, ‘Himalayan Viagra’ Is Going Extinct

Which Stove Burner Is Indisputably the Best? We Asked Pro Chefs and a Nuclear Physicist

There Is No Depression Cure-All, So Stop Talking Like There Is One

Great, the Internet Is Going to Ruin Bacon (Again)

Tumblr Users Spent Years Reporting Child Porn. They Say the Site Ignored Them.

Is Fancy Weightlifting Gear Cheating? Not If Your Bros Don’t Care

The Erotic Hypnotist Who Helps Bottoms Open Up

The Men Who Hate Christmas So Much They Want to Destroy It

The Men ‘Lost’ at Sea, Homophobes’ Obsession with Lesbian Porn and Bricks That Are Made of Piss

In the Future, We’ll All Be Living in Houses Made of Piss

The Newest Fad Diet Is Just Not Eating

How to Spend Your Dead Partner’s Money

The Men Who Watch Lesbian Porn for Homophobic Reasons

‘Puppuccinos’ Are Probably Better for Your Dog Than Its Regular Commercial Dog Food

A Guide to Visiting a Place You’re No Longer Familiar With

Going Crazy on the High Seas

The Zodiac Killer Hoax, Why Thanos Did Nothing Wrong and a Guide to Surviving Your First E-Scooter Ride

Christmas Eve Is Literally Going to Make You Have a Heart Attack

A Very Serious Guide on How to Ride a Bird Scooter

The Guys Who Got Vasectomies — And Now Regret the Snip

The Complex Gender Politics of the All-Female Miss Universe Committee

‘Thanos Did Nothing Wrong’ Is the Perfect Rallying Cry for Marvel Fatigue

What’s in This?: Eggnog

The Long, Long Goodbye of Clint Eastwood

This Eccentric Academic Thinks the Zodiac Killer Is a Hoax

A Trippy Trip into Pop Culture Multiverses

A Visit to a Sex-Doll Brothel, Why Getting Buff is Backfiring on Short Men and Bruce Springsteen’s Latest ‘Act’

“What Exactly is ‘White Collar Prison?’”—Me, an Average Guy Who Wants to Understand Where Michael Cohen Is Going to Spend His Jail Time

Your Stupid Bartending Robot Will Never Be as Cool as I Am

The Long and Short of Sex When You’re Tall and She’s Small

MEL Visits a Sex-Doll Brothel, Tamping Down the Ol’ Vagina Neck and Going Down in Flames at the Office Holiday Party

Reddit’s Advice for How Men Can Dress Better Is… Surprisingly Un-Terrible

How to Avoid the Neck Vagina

The 80-Year Fight for a Female Santa

Three Guys Who Won Big (Or at Least, Big-ish) in Vegas

The Phenomenon of the Barren Bachelor Pad

Ranking Nuts by How Healthy They Are

In the Near Future, Our Toilets Will Judge Us on the Quality of Our Poop

Buff Short Kings Are Taking Over the Gym

Why We Get Too Old for Drugs

No, You Don’t Have to Go Down on Her During a Hookup

Good Luck Being Your Parents’ Tech Support Over the Holidays, Again

An Evening at North America’s First Sex-Doll Brothel

Born to Be a Cliché: Why We Don’t Care That Bruce Springsteen Is a Phony

Why Some Men Can’t Stop Compulsively Spending Money On Women

Doctors <3 Their Whippits, a Gallon of Milk a Day for the #Gains and the Eternal Sunshine of the Cringe-Free Mind

How to Get Over the Memories That Still Make You Cringe Whenever They Randomly Pop in Your Head

Are My Precious Liquid Gel Pills More Effective Than Regular Old Normie Tablets?

‘Once Upon a Deadpool’ Proves ‘Deadpool 2’ Is More Than Just F-Bombs

Meet the Bodybuilding Bros on the ‘GOMAD’ Diet — a Gallon of Milk a Day

The Unsettling Psychology of an Amazon Prime Addiction

An Authentic Lump of Ethically Sourced Kentucky Coal Is the Best Stocking Stuffer Your Family Could Get

Who Gets the Money You Spend in a Strip Club?

The Secret World of Doctors Who Love Whippits

A Eulogy for the Buff Kangaroo, Carbon Sucking and Criticism in the Bedroom

How Doctors Are Leading a Fight Against Guns

A Gentleman’s Guide to Giving and Receiving Criticism in Bed

How to Be Supportive When Your Partner Has a Mental Illness

Futurists Predict What Online Dating Will Look Like in 10 Years

Before Asking Her to Marry You, Do This

RIP, Roger the Kangaroo, the Impossible Masculine Ideal

The Problems with the ‘Miracle’ Cure of Sucking Carbon Out of the Air

How Far Do I Push This Santa Thing With My Kids?

Can This Tech Firm Predict Hollywood’s Next Serial Abuser?

Dave Navarro’s Tattoo Thievery, Crying Superheroes and Botox for Your Balls

The Simple (and Not-So-Simple) Changes That Might Actually Improve Your Life — According to Reddit, at Least

Why Are Men Getting Botox Injected Into Their Ball Sacks?