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I Ate Three Orange-Sized Balloons to Drop a Few Jean Sizes

But it turns out that my appetite and lack of willpower are impossible to hack — no matter the objects I stuff my stomach with

The Hackers Using Boobs as Phishing Lure, Men and Their Nipples and the Incel Obsession with Ted Bundy

So this piece on hackers going after horny dudes via text with pictures of boobs is great and all, but I just don’t get it….

The Fine Art of Censoring Your Instagram Nudes With Emojis

How the new tools of communication became the new tools of censorship

Brides Hitting Bongs: A Saturday Afternoon at the Cannabis Wedding Expo

High-end offerings for your 420-friendly nuptials

A Brief History of the Budweiser Clydesdales, America’s Favorite Super Bowl Icons

Fuck the Super Bowl. These Are the Football Movies You Should Watch Instead

The Couples Counselor Who Has Made His Name Calling Men on Their Bullshit

The Cliché Is True: Short Men Really Are More Violent Than Tall Guys

If I Stay Healthy Now, Will I Save a Ton of Money on Healthcare Later?

Three Men Who Have Enough Kids to Field Their Own Football Teams (Well, Almost)

What Happens When You Age Out of the Cool Kids’ Club at Work

What Women Really Think of Every Kind of Man Sweat

Some Incels Envy Ted Bundy. Others Praise Him as a Hero.

Does Anyone Care When You’re A Guy With Hard Nipples?

Ranking Super Bowl Snacks by How (Un)Healthy They Are

Hackers Are ‘Smish’-ing Victims With Boobs — To the Tune of Billions of Dollars

Weaponizing the Twitter Ratio, An Oral History of the ‘Wassup?’ Budweiser Ad and the Guys Who Swear by Their Male Lingerie

Is My Aquarius Dog Gonna Be An Icy Bitch?

A No-Frills History of Lingerie for Men

Why Can’t We Actually Put Chicken in Our Chicken Nuggets?

I Tried to Brainwash My Coworker With a Sketchy Facebook Ad Campaign

The ‘Ratio’ Is the Next Great American Sport

A Heartfelt Public Apology to My House Pants for Not Knowing How to Launder You Properly Until Today

Why Sports Power Brokers Still Think a Handshake Tells You Everything You Need to Know About a Man

Gen-Z Makin’ Mall Muzak, The Trouble With VR Porn and Why Guys Don’t Consider It Cheating When She Hooks Up With Another Girl

Is VR Still the Future of Porn? I Strapped Myself In to Find Out

What Can I Expect If I’m Seeing a Therapist for the First Time?

How Do Taco Trucks Manage to Be So Cheap and Still Function?

The Guys on a Mission to ‘EOOD’ — Exercise Out of Depression

A Teenager’s Guide to Not Drinking Alcohol

Why ‘Benis,’ ‘Pebis’ and ‘Bepis’ Are Replacing the Word ‘Penis’

Why Do Men Care Less When Their Girlfriends Cheat With Women?

The Teens Who Listen to ‘Mallwave’ Are Nostalgic for an Experience They’ve Never Had

The Mental Health Crisis Playing Out in America’s ERs, Bed-Hog Defensive Strategies and the Fine Art of the Chokehold

Is Hiring a Moving Company Worth It?

What’s On This?: Water Fountains and Soda Machines

You’re Probably Stretching All Wrong and Screwing Over Your Future Self

I’m Teaching My Kid to Haggle Like a Pro

The Fine Art of Choking Out Another Human Being

I Tried (and Failed) to Rage on the ‘New Four Loko’

Why We Can’t Believe That Handsome People Can Be Murderers

How to Deal With Every Type of Bed Hog

People Are Using the ER for Mental Health Crises. Experts Say It’s One Of the Biggest Problems in Emergency Medicine

A Horrifying Look Inside ‘Untouchable’ and ‘Leaving Neverland,’ Why We All Sound So Pissed Over Email and the Crack Cocaine Weight-Loss Diet

I Turned to Crack Cocaine to Try to Win a Weight-Loss Bet. It Almost Killed Me.

What Does the ‘Planetary Health Diet’ Mean for Me, an Average Guy Who Lives on This Stupid Planet?

How Much Is ‘a Drink,’ Technically Speaking?

A Gentleman’s Guide to Bringing Up Your Girlfriend in Casual Conversation

Every Work Email Is a Tiny ‘Fuck You’

Life Lessons From the Psychotherapist Who Compiled the Bible of Chill

What’s in This?: Cheerios

Michael Jackson and Harvey Weinstein Were the Perfect Monsters

Guys in ‘Disney Social Clubs’ Are Wilding Out at the Happiest Place on Earth. How Long Will the Park Allow It?

The Adventures of the Low-T.Rex: Top-Shelf Blues

How to Talk to Your Significant Other About the Songs — And Everything Else — They Shared With Their Ex

The Far-Right Youth Movement, Making Punctuality Great Again and the Married Couples Who Still Haven’t Lost Their Virginity

Strippers Are Making Memes About What Kind of Customer You Are

The Summer Songs That Are Getting Us Through This Brutal Winter Weekend

The Science Behind the Thirst for DILFs

Could Hangovers Actually Be Good for Us?

The Slow Burn of the Kid-Friendly Superhero Stoner Movie

Everything We Know About Roger Stone’s Tattoo of Richard Nixon

Fried Fish Is Worse for You Than French Fries, and Now My World Is a Whirling Vortex of Nothing Makes Any Sense

Why Do Hotels Make You Horny?

The Couples Who Remain Virgins for Years After Their Wedding Night

Why Hardcore Fragrance Guys Swear by Unisex Cologne

Is Being on Time Actually Becoming Cool?

Fascism and Teenage Boys: A Love Story

Three Men Who Survived Unspeakable Accidents With a Train, a Boat and a Plane

Ranking Hard Liquors by How (Un)Healthy They Are

There’s Never Been a Better Time to Be a Redheaded Man

The Healing Power of Jigsaw Puzzles, An Astrologer on the Government Shutdown and Why Guys Get Off on the Sweet Smell of Pussy

Men Sharing Their Most Embarrassing ‘Man Moments’ Is Hilarious Yet Infinitely Depressing

Eau De Vulva: Why Some Men Love the Scent of Pussy

Can Astrology Predict Whether Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer Will Cave to Trump?

For Guys With Anxiety, Stress and PTSD, Jigsaw Puzzles Are More Than Just a Game

There’s Only One Foolproof Way to Avoid an Engagement-Ring Disaster

Valets Won’t Stop Roasting My Fucked-Up Car

The Corporate War on What Constitutes an Employee Poop Break

The Epitome of Manliness Is a Steaming Shirtless Athlete in the Snow

The King of Vasectomy Reversals Has Helped Bring 3,000 Babies Into the World

Making Birtherism Great Again, Where #MeToo Is Falling Short and the Anti-Masturbation Bowl of Cereal

Smoking Weed All the Time Might Fuck Up Your Kids Before You Even Have Kids

Why Do Some Men Only Become Friends After They Fight?

‘Fellas, Is It Gay to Use a Step Stool?’

The Gym Bros Who Actually Follow Hugh Jackman’s Impossible Dehydration Diet

What Happens When Men Get UTIs

Why the MAGA Guys Will Always Come Back to Birtherism

The Disturbing True Story of Kellogg’s Anti-Masturbation Cereal

For Working Women, the #MeToo Movement Has Yet to Make an Impact on Their Daily Lives

The Idea That Men Should Be the Sole Breadwinner Is Surprisingly Recent

Mass Quantities at the Golden Corral, Why ‘Fyre’ Didn’t Take On Millennials and How ‘Mouthbreather’ Became An Insult

How Do I Avoid Raising a Materialistic Child?

The Inexplicable Shame of Being a ‘Mouthbreather’

What It’s Like to Be a ‘John’ in 2019

Eating Myself to Death at Golden Corral

Beyond Schadenfreude: Why Netflix’s Fyre Festival Documentary Isn’t Interested in Mocking Millennials

What’s on This?: Everything at the Gym

The Disabled Guys Soaring to New Heights in the Vast Universe of Flight Simulation

How Bad Is It That My Partner and I Constantly Swear At Each Other?