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The Art of Talking Trash in 2019

These days, less is more — just don't get caught trying

The Men With Urinals in Their Homes

Having heard their stories, I’m now convinced that a urinal is the greatest possible fixture you could ever add to your home

How the Kitchen Got a Manly Makeover — And Convinced More Dudes to Apron Up

With the right ‘tools’ in their kitchen ‘arsenal,’ men are finally ready to acknowledge that cooking is a skill worth learning

An Oral History of Men Not Eating Pussy

How did this now-basic sex act ascend the sexual food chain from the ultimate taboo to something that’s become an inevitable ying to the blowjob’s yang?

Understanding Female Sex Addiction, The Shady World of Fitness Influencers and the Rise of 4Chan ‘Doomer’ Memes

Eat Your Heart Out: The Bobbie Turkey Hoagie

Compliments Aren’t the Answer to a Friend or Partner With Cripplingly Low Self-Esteem

How Much Can You Actually Binge-Eat in One Sitting?

All Fitness Influencers Are Full of Shit

4chan’s ‘Doomer’ Memes Are a Strange Frontier in Online Extremism

Are Man Caves the Key to Getting Men to Go to the Doctor?

So What If I Buy My Fruits and Vegetables Frozen?

Inside the Impossibly Complicated World of Female Sex Addiction

The ‘Gamer Girls’ Making Bank Playing ‘Fortnite’ with Gamer Boys, The Gold Prospectors of YouTube and Sonic’s Jacked Up Teeth

Dentists Explain Why Sonic the Hedgehog’s Human Teeth Are Freaking Us Out

Do Tongue Piercings Really Make Blowjobs Better?

Moving Your Bed Out From the Corner of the Room is the Defining Step to Adulthood

The Men Whose Girlfriends Watch More Porn Than They Do

Facebook Is Already a Social Network for the Dead

It’s Pretty Clear We All Want a Giant Asteroid to Destroy Us

The Lone Prospectors Keeping the Legacy of the Gold Rush Alive

How Do You Work with People You Can’t Stand?

For ‘Gamer Girls’ Paid to Play ‘Fortnite,’ Therapy Skills Are Almost Required

The Legacy of John Singleton, The Year of Male Tears and How Fat Thor Got Fat so Quickly

Why Are So Many Men Weird About Dancing?

Why Do So Many Gamers Get Motion Sickness?

How Do I Explain an Affair to My Kids?

‘I Think You Should Leave’ Is the Funniest Show Ever Made About Male Vulnerability

The Year of the Great Gush of Male Tears

Werner Herzog Doesn’t Do Introspection

How Long Would It Really Take ‘Endgame’ Thor to Go From Hardbody to Potato?

Understanding Black Boyz Through the Empathetic Lens of John Singleton

#DemThrones, The Correlation Between the Prince William Cheating Rumors and His Hairline and the Efficacy of the Pre-Flight Safety Demonstration

What’s in This?: Pickles

Why Your Girlfriend Has Eight Different Types of Towel

My Life as the Star of a Romanian ‘Voyeur House’

The World Health Organization’s Screen-Time Guidelines for Kids Can Fuck Right Off

If You’re a Dude Who Cheats, You Better Have a Good Hairline

Just How Bullshit Is the Pre-Takeoff Airline Safety Talk?

‘Avengers: Endgame’ and the Denial of Death

Why Black ‘Game of Thrones’ Fans Need #DemThrones

Sunday Reads: ‘Avengers: Endgame,’ Sugar-Daddy Scams and the Alt-Right’s Infiltration of Architecture Twitter

The Adventures of the Low-T.Rex: Kind of Blue

Are ‘Wellness Shots’ Bullshit?

Smoking Weed Might Make You Skinny Despite Your Insatiable Hunger for Pizza Rolls

The Best Artists Not in the Rock ’n’ Roll Hall of Fame

A Gentleman’s Guide to Giving a Really Good Massage

How to DIY Your Own Pedialyte ‘Cocktails’ That Taste Much Better Than Pedialyte

The Cult of the Bolted-Ons

4/20/69 Will Be My 50th Wedding Anniversary

How to Avoid the ‘Endgame’ Body Cramps in Those Lousy Front Row Seats You Got

Retirement Is Harder Than It Looks. That’s Where Therapy Comes In.

‘When Harry Met Sally’ Is Actually a Millennial Love Story

How Would Elizabeth Warren’s Plan to Forgive Student Debt Work in Practice?

My Partner and I Are Too Quiet Around Each Other — Is There Something Wrong With Us?

School Cafeteria Pizza May Be Awful, but It Still Deserves Respect

Ranking Types of Chili Peppers by How Healthy They Are

What It’s Like to See ‘Endgame’ After a 59-Hour, 22-Marvel-Movie Marathon

How American Crew Became the King of Men’s Hair Products

Three Men on the Most Absurdly Painful Sunburns They’ve Ever Had

How ‘Playgirl’ Became an Iconic Gay Magazine, The Definitive Guide to the Astrological Signs of the ‘Avengers’ and ‘PCU,’ 25 Years Later

Astrological Signs as ‘Avengers: Endgame’ Heroes: The Definitive Guide

How to Pregame Without Passing Out in the Gutter Before You Reach the Bar

Calm Down, No One’s Actually Hacking Your Bluetooth Sex Toys

The Real-Life Avengers Protecting the Internet From ‘Endgame’ Spoilers

Why Do People Spend So Much on Rent? Their Answers Might Surprise You

25 Years Later, ‘PCU’ Is Still Hilarious. Except for the ‘PC’ Part.

How to Force Yourself to Drink More Water Even Though You Hate Water

The NFL’s Shocking Income Inequality

The Not-So-Secret Fandom of Gay Men Who Love ‘Playgirl’

The Granddaddy of ‘Sugar Daddy’ Free-Money Scams, The ‘Liz Lad’ Army and the Radicalization of Architecture Twitter

The People Using ‘We’ When They Really Mean ‘I’ Are Just Gutless

Where Are We At with Take-Home Colonoscopies?

How the Alt-Right Infiltrated Architecture Twitter — And Turned Notre-Dame Into a Political Lightning Rod

How Extremely Sweaty People Keep Their Cool in Job Interviews

Could an App Help You Stop Fighting About Chores?

The Rise of the Liz Lads

What to Do When You Think Someone’s Going to Steal Your Job

If ‘Men Are Trash,’ Why Do People Still Date Them?

Is The Sugar Daddy Who Gives Away Tens of Thousands of Dollars On Twitter Real?

Your Fandom Sucks (Deal with It), The Problem with Guys Named ‘Bret’ and the Jedi Who Fucks

Everything You (Might) Need to Know About Fixing Your Dick With Shockwaves

What It’s Like to Be a Male ‘Crossover’ Porn Star Battling Stigma in the Adult Industry

If Luke Skywalker Didn’t Die a Virgin, Who’d He Have Sex With?

Why Choosing the ‘Cheap’ College Still Left Me Drowning in Debt

Why Is the Name ‘Bret’ So Cursed?

In Defense of Hating Popular Things

How to Get Up Earlier So You Can Actually Do Shit in the Morning

‘Election’ 20 Years Later, the People Still Calling Their Daddies ‘Daddy’ and How a Eunuch Goes Peepee

How Men Choose to Fuck Affects Their Gut Health

Why Are We More Prone to Scams as We Get Older?

Sylvester Stallone’s 1987 Arm-Wrestling Film ‘Over the Top’ Is Still Hollywood’s Most Awesome Movie About Divorced Dads

A Hairdresser on Pulling Hair. Cops on Handcuff Usage. A Sailor on Rope…

Does it Count if You Break Up When You’re Fucked Up?

What’s in This?: Pizza Lunchables

‘Election’ Is About Everything We Fight About Online

Why Do Some Grown Men Still Call Their Fathers ‘Daddy’?

How Do the Unsullied Pee on ‘Game of Thrones’? Eunuch Experts Weigh In

Sunday Reads: Smoke of Every Kind, the Lameness of Late Night and Kimchi Fried Rice

The Adventures of the Low-T.Rex: At Least It Wasn’t Uranus