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Which Pop-Tart Flavor Is the Healthiest (Or, Rather, the Least Unhealthy)?

Yes, yes, all Pop-Tarts are unhealthy. But surely some must be less unhealthy than others… right?

Lil Dicky in ‘Dave’ Is Obsessed With His Penis. But That Doesn’t Mean He’s a Dick.

This really funny FXX series is surprisingly touching in its exploration of men’s insecurity about their junk

Is It Chill to Eat Impossible Burgers During Lent?

Will eating that delicious, charbroiled fake beef send my ass to charbroil in hell?

The Real ‘Brown Acid’ at Woodstock, The Rise of Gentrifying Ghost Kitchens and RIP James Lipton

When you think of Woodstock, you probably think of muddy hippies, hallucinogens and Jimi Hendrix. Well, this story from a guy at Woodstock who took…

Is There a Place in Porn for Trans Guys With Penises?

Is Eating Vegetables Out of a Microwavable Bag Going to Kill Me?

James Lipton Was Serious Enough to Take a Joke

Smoking Is at an All-Time Low, But Loosie Sales Are Only Getting Stronger

‘Ghost Kitchens’ Are the Latest Face of Creeping, Deliberate Gentrification

How Chef Boyardee Helped Me Survive Woodstock’s Infamous Brown Acid

The SoundCloud Rapper Who Moonlights as a Public-Sex Pornhub Outlaw

‘Breeders’ Wants You to Know That Parenthood Is Hard. Well, No Shit.

Can Islamic Finance Save the Global Banking System From Itself?

Will American Soccer Players Spoil the Joys of the Premier League?

Are Black People Really Safe From Coronavirus Because of Melanin?

Sunday Reads: Everything Coronavirus, the Truth About Bernie Bros and Prepping for Prison

When Should You Take Off Your Wedding Ring as a Dude?

The Mathematically Perfect Cup of Espresso Has Arrived

We Taste-Tested the Papadia, the One Papa John’s Item More of a Monster Than Papa John Himself

Visible Man: All the Ways We’ve Made the Invisible Man Visible on Screen

Three Campaign Coordinators on the Movie ‘Election’

Coronavirus Is Coming, and We’re All Horny for Quarantine

Fish Bowl Cocktails: Fun, Shareable Beverages, or Communal Spittoons?

How Screwed Am I If I Can’t Stop Touching My Face?

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Leap Years

I’m Not Sorry for Leaving You on Read

There’s a Surprising Connection Between Healthy Teeth and Healthy Boners

Everyone Suddenly Hates the Baby From 2002’s ‘Ice Age’

In ‘Devs,’ the Future Is Already Here — And It’s a Total Cliché

Ranking Bagels by How (Un)Healthy They Are

A Highly Scientific Analysis of Pineapple as a Pizza Topping

Inside the World of Prison Coaching

Coronavirus Will Show Us Everything Wrong With American Health Care

Are You Washing Your Hands All Wrong? Only If You’re Overthinking It

As Marijuana Gentrifies, Say Goodbye to the Weed Baggie

Directional Testicles, Foo Fighters Memes and Why Drunken Men Choose to Piss in Closets

Here’s How Men Actually Want to Be Dumped

Is Sestrin Really the Key to the Fabled ‘Exercise Pill’?

The Legend of Testicular Navigation

Everyone Is Getting Sober, and I’m Just Getting Lonely at the Bar

Should I Actually Fix My Car Before Selling It?

What Should I, an Average Guy Who Would Prefer Not to Get Coronavirus, Actually Do When the Government Is Talking About Pandemics and Quarantines?

The Eternal Mystery of Men Pissing in Closets

Thank the Foo Fighters for Keeping Us Safe From Foo

What the Bloop Happened to Queer Media?

Let’s Talk About Guys’ ‘Green Flags,’ Cremation Diamonds and Hashtag-Infiltrating K-Pop Stans

Real People Money Diaries: Making It as a Male Porn Star

No Matter the Triumph or Tragedy, There Isn’t a Hashtag K-Pop Stans Won’t Try to Infiltrate

A Guide to Being Around Babies When You’re Not Much of a Baby Person

Why Is Train Travel So Fucking Expensive?

Let’s Talk About the ‘Green Flags’ That Actually Make a Dude Worth Dating

The Lucrative ‘Cremation Diamonds’ Business Is All Hot Air

How Can I Stop Looking at My Phone When I Wake Up?

J.T. O’Sullivan Is Quickly Becoming on YouTube What He Never Was in the NFL — A Star

For These Families, ‘Big Mouth’ Is Better Sex-Ed Than Any Health Class

Does Not Vaccinating My Dog Make Me an Anti-Vaxxer?

On the Korean Film Archive YouTube Channel, ‘Parasite’ Is Just the Tip of the Iceberg

Who’s Horny for What in the 2020 Election?

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There Was Never a Bernie Bro

Should I, an Average Person With No Tech Experience, Learn to Code?

I’m the Guy Who Wrote the Sad Keyboard Music for ‘My 600-Lb Life’

Imprisoning a White Woman and Making Her Watch ‘Roots’ Is Probably Not the Best Way to Teach Anti-Racism

I Worked at a Fortune 500 Company While Homeless

Image Rehab for Landlords, Getting Dommed by Nancy Pelosi and the Guys Who Wear Underwear Beneath their Bathing Suits

Welcome to the ‘Believe Women’ Horror Movie Era

The Gentleman’s Guide to Transitioning a Friendship Into Romance

Michael Bloomberg and Peter Buttigieg Are Stealing Nickname Valor

The Best Foods to Win a Food Fight With

‘Gamer Fashion’ Might Be Useless, But It Was Also Inevitable

The Guys Who Wear Underwear Under Swim Trunks Think We’re the Weird Ones

The Dangers of Taking Unprescribed Beta-Blockers for Anxiety

Braces for Dogs Aren’t as Dicey as They Seem

These ‘Nancy Boys’ Would Risk It All to Get Dommed by Pelosi

Your Landlord Wants You to Know He’s One of the Good Ones

Sunday Reads: A History of wikiFeet, Stabbing People on LSD and Rick Moranis, Daddy

Is There Anything Wrong With Being a Slow Reader?

Your Secret Shame Food Orders Will Never Be More Embarrassing Than Ours

What Are All the Different Soaps They Spray on Your Car at the Car Wash?

When Should I Start Thinking About… Doing My Taxes?

With ‘The Far Side,’ Gary Larson Pioneered the Art of the Meme

A Very Intimate Guide to Swaddling, or Falling Asleep While Still Inside Your Partner

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Beer

So, Wait, How Much Did Nazi Technology Help NASA Put a Man on the Moon?

What I’ve Kinda, Sorta Learned Moderating the Internet’s Most Demented Relationship Problems

Bad Dogs! The Worst Canine Actors in Cinema History

How Do I Photograph My Dick So It Looks Bigger?

Scraping By in the Gig Economy as a Guy Without a Bank Account

Where Does Your Campaign Donation Actually Go?

How the Hell Did Cable Descramblers Work, Anyway (And Can You Still Use Them)?

Ranking Indian Takeout Dishes by How Healthy They Are

What Does Being ‘Healthy’ Even Mean When You Reach 100?

Inside the Cult of Starbucks Egg Bites

What ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Is Getting Right About #MeToo

The Men of wikiFeet Aren’t the Heels You Think They Are

‘Space Jam’ Equals Good Praxis, The Disenfranchising of the Disabled and Horny Thailand McDonald’s

What’s Up With Guys Who Don’t Like Blow Jobs?

What Happens to Lanky Guys as They Get Older?

Welcome to Mocktail Culture, the Least-Fun Way to Get Ripped Off

Some People With Disabilities Can Be Stripped of Their Right to Vote — My Brother Might Be Next

Do Parents Still Keep Their Vote a Secret From Their Kids?