When you think of Woodstock, you probably think of muddy hippies, hallucinogens and Jimi Hendrix. Well, this story from a guy at Woodstock who took the notorious “brown acid” has all of that. But there are a few details that may change your perception of the festival forever: Namely, the bit about some Hells Angels types essentially spoon-feeding zonked out hippies Chef Boyardee ravioli from an industrial-sized can. Personally, I don’t think I’ll ever be able to think about Woodstock again without that image popping into my head.
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