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Directional Testicles, Foo Fighters Memes and Why Drunken Men Choose to Piss in Closets

Testicles are good for a lot of things: Sperm production, anxiety relief and heat sink, to name a few. Little did I know, however, that they also make great navigational tools. No, seriously: Dip those puppies in the water, and with a little practice, you’ve got your own, personal GPS.

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